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  1. The total no. of chipboard Baby Jesuses propped up on roundabouts across this island probably outnumbers its total no. of inhabitants. 3:28 AM Dec 24th from web
  2. Guy in army outfit & Santa hat just interrupted my walk down the street with clumsy breakdance move. Bite me, I'm in the farking Bronx. 5:11 AM Dec 22nd from web
  3. Nescafe classic tastes bad, probably worse than dog piss. I'm still drinking it, surely because I'm a caffeine addict. 9:12 AM Dec 17th from web
  4. We Will Rock You on my eyelids has progressed to Ben-Hur's rowing scene inside my sinuses. Sick as a dog. 10:03 AM Dec 15th from web
  5. Mediterranean hazy weather driving me mad, feels like an eternal loop of first bar of We Will Rock You is being played on my eyelids. 7:35 AM Dec 14th from web
  6. There's an antidote/remedy/cure for most spells in the 7 Harry Potter books, but I can't find one for Red Bull OD. Help. 2:25 AM Dec 12th from web
  7. Had strange dream feat. Asia Argento - will probably be keeping me absent-minded throughout 2day. 2night, MMKL DJs @ Jam Factory (MT). 1:18 AM Dec 11th from web
  8. In giving credit to hysterical R. Pattinson fans: I had a bad crush on Kate Beckinsale from Underworld. Then again, she has 2 eyebrows. 5:19 AM Dec 7th from web
  9. My question to guy with guitar: What can you play? Guy with guitar's answer: 'Zombie' by The Cranberries. My impression: FAIL. 9:12 AM Dec 5th from web
  10. Watching Parnassus tonight, hoping its not a bust. 4:36 AM Dec 4th from web
  11. Was planning on crying over a break up whilst listening to GnR's November Rain, on an actual rainy November day this year. Too late now. 5:09 AM Dec 2nd from web
  12. RT @atrak @JayZinga that's like a flirty "bless you" ... you're right, possible +10 for the mile-high club. 8:29 AM Nov 29th from web
  13. @atrak if it's more than 2 rows (front, back, sides), you write it down on a napkin & hand it to f-attendant, who then takes it to sneezer. 7:25 AM Nov 29th from web
  14. Malta's diocese just announced design competition for upcoming papal visit logo. Sending my design, heavily inspired by Bangbros.com logo. 12:59 AM Nov 27th from web
  15. Just because that last tweet included the word 'Urdu', a Pakistani social network site is now following me on twitter. Very useful. 12:31 AM Nov 26th from web
  16. aNYway is a great track, but bumping in2 a construction worker trying to take it on in what to me sounds like Urdu kind of ruins the magic. 5:02 AM Nov 25th from web
  17. Am pretty sure I just broke the 200m dog sh*t-hurdle race world record on the way to the food store. #heymaltacleanupafteryourdog 4:37 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. 2manybirthdays 1:02 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. Making a cameo appearance as 'a DJ' in the new Vodafone Malta TV advert (Tiesto couldn't make it due to hemorrhoids). 11:33 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. Next time anyone asks whether I, as an Anthropologist, believe 2012 will bring total obliteration, I will say 'Of course'. Just for kicks. 9:41 AM Nov 18th from web