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JaySoap

  1. @rickygervais @myrandasummer May not cute, but it'll be pretty hot. #rimshot
  2. @mrdavehill Use a sock next time.
  3. @ProfBrianCox What is your favorite all around telescope model?
  4. @rickygervais @ITHINKSTRONG I guess that makes not playing sports my primary sporting activity. What a cunt.
  5. @rickygervais That's why it's always best to just let the wookiee win.
  6. @WhitneyCummings Elle Macpherson ain't shit. That first few minutes were more entertaining than her whole segment. Bravo.
  7. @AdrianneCurry There's only one acceptable way to attack speech, and that is with more speech.
  8. @rickygervais Any possibility this will come near Atlanta, Ga?
  9. @NathanFillion What are you playing these days?
  10. @RickSantorum That makes sense because you're ruining the Republican party. #rimshot
  11. @RickSantorum Ain't no party like a Santorum party! Yeeeeaahhh!
  12. @RickSantorum Now you just have to hold a rally in Lube, FL and Fecal Matter, MT and the circle will be complete. #thinkaboutit
  13. @RickSantorum Just make sure no one is cumming while using birth control.
  14. @RickSantorum What is it? That you were joking this whole time and you're actually smart?
  15. @RickSantorum Definitely optimistic and excited for your big win. I can't wait to be forced to have sex just like you.
  16. @HowardStern Anybody cry yet?
  17. @SarahKSilverman Is that the disease that causes a girl to grow a moustache that somehow makes her hotter?