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JayMisterE

  1. I may have raged a bit too hard last night at Skrillex. #beyondexhausted
  2. @iLikeGirlsDaily LOL
  3. @Denko66 yea thats retarded but I'd part with krejci and Thomas though for Nash
  4. @koral2301 Lol. Shut it. How else would u describe seeing, trannys, hicks and boobs?
  5. @XoBellaRagazzaa haha sorry! I wanna do a Maury one next. #notthefather
  6. @XoBellaRagazzaa I went a taping like two years ago. #bestdayever lol
  7. @valetproblems @briangebler27 if I get stiffed & they ask directions, someone is going completely in the wrong direction #valetrevenge
  8. @SFalconi I lol'd hard when I heard about what he did
  9. Why are you asking ME for relationship advice?! I'm like the most anti relationship person on the planet right now. #sillygirls
  10. @CheefMurphy @katdzzz i didnt know that and I'm usually on top of them. But yea tonight is the only night I have something going on.
  11. @KatDzzz woot! Im free every day after tonight.
  12. @KatDzzz yea they are! Can we hang this weekend?!
  13. @Denko66 @cheefmurphy @rachelstarpanda I most certainly did. They put me some antibiotic
  14. @SFalconi Ha! That's exactly what I'm doing.
  15. I've successfully have pretended to look busy for the two hours I've in in the office. #costanza #score
  16. @Denko66 @cheefmurphy @rachelstarpanda sucks dude, same thing happened to me a few years back. I fucking hate ticks
  17. @RachelStarPanda lulz. Yea I know a few people like that.
  18. @Denko66 @cheefmurphy @rachelstarpanda do u have the bullseye?
  19. Oh Mimi Beardsley's #stuckinheadsinceyesterday
  20. @KatDzzz best diner in the dirty. #nom