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JayLouis

I don't know anyone on the Red Sox anymore. Is that Nuke LaLoosh? about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
orwellguy George Orwell: "Somehow it seemed as though the farm had grown richer without making the animals themselves any richer." about 18 hours ago via web Retweeted by JayLouis and 87 others
How do networks manage to show 30 second commercials during a twenty second timeout? #FluxAdvertising 6:18 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Celtics-Sixers is like watching two armless epileptics try to eat fondue. 6:08 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Dear Celtics, I'm pretty sure it can't be that hard to hit an open jumper. 6:02 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
CoolBreeze50000 @JayLouis excellent Zardoz review! badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/ 8:47 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to JayLouis Retweeted by JayLouis
Zardoz Speaks To You: youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO… 8:18 AM May 26th via web
If you haven't seen Zardoz, you haven't lived. 8:17 AM May 26th via web
@ChristFinnegan A GOP presidential candidate with great hair? 3:42 AM May 26th via web in reply to ChristFinnegan
I went to a Stagflation party in a friend's basement once. They were showing crazy videos called "Keynes Gone Wild." 4:13 PM May 25th via web
Anyone know what color Ginger Baker's hair was? 2:06 PM May 25th via web
Hitler: "Siri, the Juden control the world financial markets to pollute the blood of Aryan purity!" Siri: "Yes, it is raining." 3:50 PM May 24th via web
Charles Manson: "Siri! The voices will scream my name into the hellfires of the afterlife!" Siri: "If... you... say... so." 3:41 PM May 24th via web
So if I put #tcot in my Tweet, I can tell a million conservatives that "supply side" dogma is an fact-free cult religion? Sweet. 3:24 PM May 24th via web
"Two iphones walk into a bar, the bartender said, "their kind isn't welcome in here.'" Oh wait, thinking of Droids. 11:31 AM May 24th via web
@DamonLindelof Seventeen years ago we also graduated Tisch. Neil Diamond sang. 11:06 AM May 24th via web in reply to DamonLindelof
DamonLindelof Granted. Now you have more time to build models and masturbate. RT @bwdavis319 worst finale ever! I want 5 years of my life back douchebag. 7:45 PM May 23rd via Twitterrific Retweeted by JayLouis and 149 others
Dialog not included in the Prometheus trailer: "I'll be back!", "Go ahead, make my day!" and "I'm too old for this shit." 11:00 AM May 24th via web
"Take us home!" "If we don't stop it, there won't be any home to go back to!" - Prometheus trailer. And every film from the 1980s. 10:49 AM May 24th via web
HarlanCoben If you're a writer and you've never experienced self-loathing, you're not a writer. 10:30 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by JayLouis and 41 others

Name Jay Louis
Location Los Angeles
Web http://www.hotchi...
Bio Luddite, barrista, and fan of tasty Hostess HoHos. Also the creator and writer of Hot Chicks with Douchebags and MTV's Is She Really Going Out With Him?