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JayLarsoncomedy

  1. That sharing is kind of like a weed retweet. @ryansickler
  2. To blaze or not to blaze? THAT is the question.
  3. Got some new roommates in our front door eye hole. twitter.com/JayLarsoncomed…
  4. Labor Day BBQ's are 85% sitting in traffic, 10% wishing they had a pool and 5% hot dogs! I'm all about hot dogs.
  5. Ferris Bueller is the only guy I've ever known to have a great time at a parade. #justsayin
  6. @NicholasMiller3 I like that.
  7. About to see Bottle Rocket 6, anybody seen it?
  8. @alexdominguez3 I know the bet, and I'm down!
  9. Dentures are the spare tires of teeth.
  10. @unfoRETTAble way too much info, coupled with the visual.
  11. @unfoRETTAble Penis was too poindextery. I felt rid was appropriate considering his age, no good?
  12. Green Machine!!! #game7 #celtics
  13. I don t mind you changing your kid at the pool and I don't mind that he has a tiny rod, but me seeing it isn't cool!
  14. Don't worry #feaster we have some episodes with great guests coming up! @Astuber88 @ryansickler
  15. I'm cheating on @ryansickler, getting my crab on at home! #crabfeast
  16. Baby ketchup. instagr.am/p/LEknjtuhGL/
  17. Water on Wood instagr.am/p/LEW4kUOhOH/
  18. It's too easy to like something on #instagram likes have become watered down.
  19. Thank you! Blue Deviks for life ! @unfoRETTAble @ryansickler