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JayJizzle305

  1. Time to take over Orlando...............no Hispanic chick is safe.
  2. Niggas are always late. Fucking black bitches we said 2:30 not 4:00. No food for yall late bitches
  3. Bet you can't count backwards from 10,000
  4. Work hard, play hard, drink hard, drive hard, sleep hard...............making big moves
  5. Let's be real........I'm a piece of shit........but I'm still doing better than most.
  6. I have a sick pajamas swag..........who can compete with me in the pj game..............
  7. I still play with lego blocks.........and........
  8. Yes, I blow bubbles in my milk.
  9. Step bennie biggle wiggle step bennie biggle wiggle.
  10. Thank Buddha for the ignore button.
  11. I wish I could go back in time when females didn't have any rights.
  12. One step closer to putting my foot in someone ass if they don't fucking text me back. You know who you are.
  13. Sometime I find myself singing lately by Tyrese in the shower............
  14. I swear my dog has his own way of telling me to go Fuck myself.............
  15. I hate when I'm playing the game and my dog comes and knock the controller out my hand.I swear Everytime he does it he says Fuck your game.
  16. I find it difficult to make a grill ham and cheese sandwich when I'm drunk.
  17. Females who want a man with great looks and money are nothing but gold diggers deep inside.........
  18. Time to go stupid crazy on here tonight...............why, cause I feel like it.
  19. Honey buns and chocolate milk!!!!!
  20. Drinking that clorox tonight!