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  1. @verm71 @WendyM Bacon flavored Cheez Whiz?
  2. @verm71 pfffftttt....that's nuthin'. I was fighting them back when I was writing this ;-) http://post.ly/DS1D
  3. @redfishmike @LorettaK "OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT..." ~ Garret Morris ;-)
  4. @superjaberwocky Something wonderful is going to happen. "My god, it's full of stars." http://twitpic.com/brmkt
  5. @WendyM I love the "Incredibly Small Office." Straight out of Terry Gilliam's "Brazil" & that scene w/Johnathan Pryce & Charles McKeown.
  6. @LorettaK better get your head out of your boodle-doodle
  7. @LorettaK do you use your yaha to store office supplies? Because I use my yang doodle to look for things. #BetterOffTedrelatedsexjoke
  8. @jasonrantz I was tweeting about the same thing/it/he/she. http://twitter.com/JayHMT/status/7180569600
  9. @jasonrantz saw your tweet earlier, but only now realized we were watching the same thing! My friend found this pic: http://is.gd/5G5xH
  10. .@LorettaK how's that for 20k? :-) xoxo
  11. .@LorettaK I love you with all my heart and soul and cannot wait until you are mine forever, Loretta. Aš myliu tave. ♥
  12. @LorettaK just for that crack, I will no longer pillage you like a Viking in the bedroom while still being as thoughtful as can be.
  13. @WendyM Olestra!!
  14. Tomorrow at work I'm going to do the finger-gun thing to every who talks to me & see how long it takes someone to say something.
  15. @LorettaK I hit pause on the TiVo so I could tweet just to annoy you.
  16. Off to watch "Better Off Ted." Evenin' all!
  17. @JamiMiami oh no, sweetie, you don't want to visit in "spring." Remeber my pics last year of snow June 10th? Come July 31st for my BDay :D
  18. @RedDogTom I am "celebrating" and munching on celery sticks. #codefortippling
  19. @JamiMiami there's about a two-week window you can come see me & @LorettaK some time then ;-)
  20. .@Katglimmer @RedDogTom Olestra! That's what it was. Or what you hollered when your pants filled. Wave a red cape and yell: Olestra!!