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JayGabler

  1. I think "Girls" is the first TV show I've followed week-to-week since I was a teenager. Are all the other ones this good?
  2. @campground_slut 222 x 3
  3. @leckybang Like so many stars, she's just one L away from being really exciting.
  4. @DeRushaJ BREAKING: BIRDS ANGRY. Story at 11.
  5. @julezrose Is Kirby enjoying herself then?
  6. That awkward moment when you pull up next to a carful of women, windows down...and you're the one blasting "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."
  7. That kind of BBQ situation where you stop at Target for a two-liter, a prepackaged snack tray, and deodorant that you apply in the car.
  8. When the final countdown ends, those crustpunks who walk around at all times with dogs & gallons of water are going to have the last laugh.
  9. @ana_carrete I've always just assumed that's the way I'm going to check out anyway.
  10. @hannahschmid #GPOD
  11. @HollyManthei No one posts sexier pics of her cans than you do.
  12. @elaaiine That's how you end up drunk, alone, and softly strumming the chords to "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright."
  13. @BRexBets Ask me sometime to tell you my secret story about the time Bob Seger got the crap beat out of him in rural Canada.
  14. I'll bet Mr. Hooper knew some really dirty Yiddish jokes.
  15. @glimpsesofsoul I'm bronzing in a loincloth in front of my apartment right now, if you want to bring a copy over. BYO pen, please.
  16. @glimpsesofsoul amzn.to/LzDuDs
  17. @mkfiasco I don't take responsibility for anything I said that weekend. I was under the influence of peppercorns.
  18. @mkfiasco amzn.to/LzCYoY
  19. @dianarochelle Especially the one I meet in the parking lot under I-394 every Wednesday at midnight.
  20. @dianarochelle Shit! And I even Googled that.