JayFerris
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My work computer went tits up this morning -- I feel lost; like a man without a country or a king without subjects to beat.
11:43 AM Nov 23rd
from TwitterGadget
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I couldn't agree more - RT GillianIsGreat: @ - We chose wisely.
10:47 AM Nov 23rd
from TwitterGadget
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@ Thanks for the bday wishes!! And i'm dying to know the funny guy I share this special day with.
9:45 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to freeandflawed
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Since I turn 30 today, does that make me less cool, or just a cooler kind of cool? Discuss.
9:43 AM Nov 23rd
from TwitterGadget
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- You voted, and here it is -- the Franz Jaysef
11:43 AM Nov 21st
from TwitPic
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Is it just me, or does the internet seem to double as a perversion amplification device?
3:55 PM Nov 20th
from Brizzly
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Time's running out to help me decide the best way to bid my fall beard adieu (in style) --
2:12 PM Nov 20th
from Brizzly
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@ You just described about 99% of the people who are already on Twitter. Myself possibly included.
1:38 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to frickineh
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@ I think your blouse bunnies need their own Twitter account.
1:31 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to frickineh
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@ Where am I supposed to vote at? Or is based solely on video views?
1:17 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Kirk_Mastin
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@ Well, I've never eaten monkey poop before, yet I feel more than confident about dissing it as a dietary staple.
11:56 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to arianna
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@ I think we understand each other perfectly.
11:40 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to ChrisEgert
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@ I just started following @ out of respect for his part in making that picture happen.
9:43 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to jennihogan
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Apparently Jesus loves me, but he isn't in love with me. This is exactly why you never trust a guy in sandals.
8:52 AM Nov 20th
from Ping.fm
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Do you ever feel like punching someone in the face slow-motion so the satisfaction of it lasts that much longer?
4:36 PM Nov 19th
from Brizzly
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Oh hey. I haven't tweeted yet today. Um... bacon is awesome, Twilight sucks, people are weird, blah blah blah.
11:57 AM Nov 19th
from Brizzly
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@ Coccyx? Collar bone? Commemorative HIMYM snow globe?
4:39 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to ActuallyNPH
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@ Teach me everything you know!!
3:43 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to GillianIsGreat
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@ They look ridiculous and make your feet smell weird. Mostly how they look though.
2:19 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to granolajoe
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@ Crocs suck, and I will never buy them -- on principle alone.
2:08 PM Nov 18th
from TwitterGadget
in reply to granolajoe
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- Name Jay Ferris
- Location Seattle, WA
- Web http://www.genius...
- Bio Fantastic, sarcastic; writer for the ages. Take me seriously at your own risk.
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