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JawsonsTweets

  1. “@TheRealTopGunn: @JawsonsTweets I'm not that guy I'm THE GUY. Or DON GUY.” ~> you're drunk at 10:36am
  2. @TheRealTopGunn but you're not that guy. You're a guy.
  3. @TheRealTopGunn I taught that guy and shook his hand when he graduated.
  4. @TheRealTopGunn I'm that guy.
  5. Everyone has somebody they're more than friends with but a little less than a relationship.
  6. Cross reference, you can't say that and have Jesus in the same sentence.
  7. "This Easter make Jesus your cross reference" LOL 😂
  8. When an ex texts saying "heyyy stranger, its been a while how you been?" That translates to "my boyfriend just dumped me, rebound sex?"
  9. @HollyKilmurry_ looooooooool hello hater.
  10. Women use men as much as men use women.
  11. @TommyJ_ very big tune.
  12. Its a madness when you miss the bus and have to wait half hour for another. Dam you 93, dam you.
  13. Rizzle Kicks are dog shit.
  14. @Alsy_Mc yea it's all brill Alllllll
  15. @Alsy_Mc love you both, hope you're well Als xxxx
  16. “@Tenaahw: You Won Claim your Tickets NOW! Prize Code:qrek @andreasabao1D @MaddieJ98 @JawsonsTweets @Ruth_Styles @OhMyNarry” ~> I'm cool.
  17. If she likes your picture on instagram, she's definitely DTF.