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  1. RT @FunnyEvil: I always have someone to go to the bathroom with me when I piss. My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy by myself. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. RT @ImTracyMorgan: Small penises are like iPhones with cracked screens... They still serve their purpose, but nobody really wants one. about 6 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. RT @ImTracyMorgan: Tonight's good mood is sponsored by.. Beer! about 8 hours ago via HootSuite
  4. RT @ImTracyMorgan: Its not a coincidence that "Sober" and "So bored" sound alike. about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
  5. RT @ImTracyMorgan: BEER: Cuz no good story ever started with someone drinking a glass of milk.. about 15 hours ago via HootSuite
  6. RT @funnyoneliners: Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. about 16 hours ago via HootSuite
  7. @_BornToLove1D thanks :) about 17 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to _BornToLove1D
  8. Here's a shoutout to all the people in service youtube.com/watch?v=kTYEOA… about 18 hours ago via Twittelator
  9. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him ~John 3:17 LuvsGod.com #fb about 19 hours ago via Twittelator
  10. RT @ImTracyMorgan: #ThingsYouJustDONTDo praise God on Sundays and deny knowing him the rest of the week. 5:00 PM May 27th via HootSuite
  11. lol RT @ImTracyMorgan: I get so emotional when you’re not around. That emotion is called joy. 1:00 PM May 27th via HootSuite
  12. RT @ImTracyMorgan: My chinese friend died last week. So Yung... 11:47 AM May 27th via HootSuite
  13. The Scriptures give us hope and encouragement as we wait patiently for God’s promises to be fulfilled ~Rom 15:4 LuvsGod.com #fb 6:08 AM May 27th via Twittelator
  14. Playing some classical music in the car and my son says, "What movie is that from?" :\ 2:56 PM May 26th via Twittelator
  15. My dear brothers and sisters, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry ~James 1:19 #fb 5:50 AM May 26th via Twittelator
  16. @elocio thanks :) 9:04 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to elocio
  17. RT @TheChrisAngel: My ego is probably my second favourite thing to have stroked. 7:01 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  18. @bayareasea thanks :) 2:09 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to bayareasea
  19. RT @ImTracyMorgan: Oh you got "Swag"? I bet that looks great on your application to McDonald's. 2:01 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  20. RT @ImTracyMorgan: If you hear me say "Hold my beer and watch this." ...something awesome is about to happen! 1:01 PM May 25th via HootSuite