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You people make me sick. Although it could be a furball. The end result is the same.4:32 PM Jul 7th from twhirl
I've had just about enough of this5:06 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck
Clear off you lot, I'm busy.7:20 PM Jun 25th from twhirl
Come over here so I can punch your face in.5:44 AM Jun 25th from twhirl
What fresh hell is this?2:04 AM Jun 25th from twhirl
Bugger me sideways, look at all these new followers. Piss off the lot of you, I'm busy.11:07 PM Jun 24th from twhirl
Oh fuck, now I'm in Hansard.10:49 PM Jun 24th from twhirl
I thought I told you to shutup?!3:06 AM Jun 11th from Tweetie
Swine flu? Serves you all right. Dickheads.10:04 PM May 31st from web
You people are a disgrace.6:37 AM May 22nd from Tweetie
Don't piss me off.4:50 AM May 12th from twhirl
You can beg for mercy all you like, none will be forthcoming.6:10 AM May 3rd from twhirl
Die mouse, you succulent tiny temptress. I crush your spine. crush crush crush2:08 AM Apr 23rd from twhirl
If you come any closer I will stab you! stab stab stab!5:27 AM Apr 22nd from twhirl
Bugger off, I'm busy.5:17 AM Apr 15th from twhirl
Fucking paparazzi! Get away from me you parasites!11:44 PM Apr 10th from web
You idiot!11:34 PM Apr 6th from twhirl
You are a bunch of mongrels.6:12 PM Apr 2nd from twhirl
Jesus fuck! Parasites! Somebody fumigate the dog.8:57 PM Mar 26th from twhirl
I will bite the next arsemonkey that tries to pat me. Rabies much?3:52 PM Mar 14th from twhirl