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  1. My alarm went off, and George (the cat) began incessantly meowing and head butting me. Where's the snooze button on a cat? 5:48 AM Nov 10th from web
  2. From a different time: http://i.imgur.com/SrW5N.jpg 7:44 PM Nov 9th from web
  3. House passes a historic health care bill and the big headline the next day is "Rep.Cao votes for health care bill." He's shiny and new! 6:32 AM Nov 9th from web
  4. Why do cats need treats? It's not like they know any tricks. My sister's stupid cat won't even sit when I tell him to. 3:47 PM Nov 6th from web
  5. Almost lost 4 hours of work when my computer crashed and the AutoRecovery failed. Downloaded an undelete program...can't believe it worked. 7:15 PM Nov 5th from web
  6. "Buffet Acquires Burlington Northern Railroad." Great. Now we have to pay $200 every time we land on Reading. 2:04 PM Nov 3rd from web
  7. What movie or TV commercial is Matt & Kim's "Daylight" in? I just got the MP3, but I feel like I've heard it dozens of times before. 6:49 AM Nov 3rd from web
  8. If everyone has issues, what does that say about being human? 10:58 AM Nov 1st from web
  9. Do zombies ever go to the bathroom? Obviously they don't floss (or take vitamins!) but they still have digestive tracks, right? 1:34 PM Oct 30th from web
  10. Bill Cosby got a "We Think You're Going To Die Soon" tribute at the Kennedy Center. http://tinyurl.com/ygxjxhf 12:21 PM Oct 27th from web
  11. I read that clothes is a way of emotionally expressing yourself. Today, I want to express that I have no clean laundry. 6:10 AM Oct 27th from web
  12. When does clothes become laundry? And when does laundry turn back to clothes? Suck on that, Plato. 2:34 PM Oct 26th from web
  13. A HD defrag program finished so quickly I thought "That was fast." Seconds later, got an email with the title "That was fast." Damn govt. 7:46 AM Oct 24th from web
  14. Is there a vaccine that will make you immune from NPR pledge drive guilt trips? 7:07 PM Oct 21st from web
  15. "ASSAULTS ON PARKING ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL ARE FULLY PROSECUTED." On the bottom of D.C. parking tickets. 7:22 PM Oct 20th from web
  16. I poop like a champion. 7:39 AM Oct 19th from web
  17. http://i.imgur.com/oJ0Fx.jpg 8:21 PM Oct 18th from web
  18. Is it immoral to exploit people bad at math? The data plan for this laptop is $1,400 over 2 yrs. http://tinyurl.com/yfjgrvr 8:58 PM Oct 14th from web
  19. Conservative commentary, last week: Obama is a horrible man who is destroying our country and hasn't done anything. 3:32 PM Oct 13th from web
  20. @FoxymoronTweet I'd pay to see Cunn. live too. I check their touring schedule periodically, no DC dates in the near future. 5:33 PM Oct 12th from web in reply to FoxymoronTweet