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  1. My alarm went off, and George (the cat) began incessantly meowing and head butting me. Where's the snooze button on a cat?
  2. From a different time: http://i.imgur.com/SrW5N.jpg
  3. House passes a historic health care bill and the big headline the next day is "Rep.Cao votes for health care bill." He's shiny and new!
  4. Why do cats need treats? It's not like they know any tricks. My sister's stupid cat won't even sit when I tell him to.
  5. Almost lost 4 hours of work when my computer crashed and the AutoRecovery failed. Downloaded an undelete program...can't believe it worked.
  6. "Buffet Acquires Burlington Northern Railroad." Great. Now we have to pay $200 every time we land on Reading.
  7. What movie or TV commercial is Matt & Kim's "Daylight" in? I just got the MP3, but I feel like I've heard it dozens of times before.
  8. If everyone has issues, what does that say about being human?
  9. Do zombies ever go to the bathroom? Obviously they don't floss (or take vitamins!) but they still have digestive tracks, right?
  10. Bill Cosby got a "We Think You're Going To Die Soon" tribute at the Kennedy Center. http://tinyurl.com/ygxjxhf
  11. I read that clothes is a way of emotionally expressing yourself. Today, I want to express that I have no clean laundry.
  12. When does clothes become laundry? And when does laundry turn back to clothes? Suck on that, Plato.
  13. A HD defrag program finished so quickly I thought "That was fast." Seconds later, got an email with the title "That was fast." Damn govt.
  14. Is there a vaccine that will make you immune from NPR pledge drive guilt trips?
  15. "ASSAULTS ON PARKING ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL ARE FULLY PROSECUTED." On the bottom of D.C. parking tickets.
  16. I poop like a champion.
  17. http://i.imgur.com/oJ0Fx.jpg
  18. Is it immoral to exploit people bad at math? The data plan for this laptop is $1,400 over 2 yrs. http://tinyurl.com/yfjgrvr
  19. Conservative commentary, last week: Obama is a horrible man who is destroying our country and hasn't done anything.
  20. @FoxymoronTweet I'd pay to see Cunn. live too. I check their touring schedule periodically, no DC dates in the near future.