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@williamMendoza The other movie I was thinking of that was never made? Alejandro Jodorowsky's Dune. http://tinyurl.com/npz98m12 minutes ago from web
RT @DaveHolmes: Actors with no range playing characters with no depth making choices with no consequences in world with no stakes. Entourage9:37 PM Jul 12th from web
"This war is like an apocalypse! An Apocalypse Now!" #1stdraftmovielines6:32 PM Jul 10th from web
It's Nikola Tesla's birthday which means marked up prices on Tesla Coils this weekend. Someone's gotta stand up to Big Coil.4:12 AM Jul 10th from web
"I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Oh fuck I can't remember what it was. Ugh...It'll come to me." #1stdraftmovielines4:12 PM Jul 9th from web
@bandergrove @climbon321 These feels like something that could be played at one of your parties: http://tinyurl.com/nn3uuk2:50 AM Jul 8th from web
The Cider House rulessssss! Woooooo!2:36 AM Jul 8th from web
In the future, there'll be a giant dump filled w/plastic shopping bags. Next to it? A slightly smaller dump filled w/reusable shopping bags.7:32 PM Jul 7th from web
Well we didn't see any elephants but we had a nice time, ran into other comedy people and ended up at a lovely little diner.6:15 AM Jul 7th from web
At union station in LA. Anyone have info about the elephants coming in for MJ funeral?3:41 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
@fathmless Were you the Regal employee I threw a soda at because that movie was so bad?9:49 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to fathmless
RT @scharpling: A pit bull probably could have finished the whole term. So, that's another difference.10:59 PM Jul 3rd from web
Sarah Palin resigning is a great reason to watch the best Sarah Palin comedy thing: http://www.ucbcomedy.com/vi...4:38 PM Jul 3rd from web
@bandergrove @tmbjon http://bit.ly/t9NCJ4:31 PM Jul 2nd from web
@mattfraction He took them to San Francisco. Now Matt Fraction brings you an X-Men team unlike any other. This fall: The Uncanny Stevedores.2:27 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to mattfraction
@icmags While on the subject, one of my groups is performing at UCB Cagematch on the 15th and you can use your student ID to get in free.12:58 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to icmags
Welcome to the only game in town. Now grab your Razor scooter and your dozen eggs and let's get this thing started.3:11 AM Jun 30th from web
RT @paulscheer I think @spencerpratt is having the first Twitter Nervous Breakdown.4:43 PM Jun 29th from web
Anyone have extra harold night reservations?2:13 PM Jun 29th from web
Pepperoni has been declared one of the major food groups by the FDA (Food that's Delicious Administration).1:55 PM Jun 29th from web