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JasonLately

  1. Party soon, and I'm still in my snuggie. Ahh.
  2. @MissKellyO Fuck you for being the most gorgeous woman ever.
  3. @SophieEB These are my most played songs. As you can tell, I'm quite obsessed with your music. i41.tinypic.com/qzq0j5.jpg
  4. @willissowow Sick @SophieEB tat! Sophie fans, unite!
  5. Me and my heart, we've got issues. Don't know if I should hate you or miss you.
  6. Do something wrong on purpose the first time, so no one ever asks you to do it again.
  7. @kylieminogue Doing the USA aswell, I hope?
  8. @emilykamenides You, you chicken headed retard, need to realize that on Twitter nothing is 'your own business'. So ignorant.
  9. @emilykamenides You, my dear, are retarded.
  10. #BackWhenIWasAKid My mom yelled at me to get off the internet, so she could use the house phone.
  11. I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
  12. @JUDiJAiKRAZi You had a reason to do that to Priscilla. What they did to you and Elease was for no reason!
  13. @Eleasedonovan Not only is she one of the prettiest, but she's also one of the baddest bitches to ever be on #BGC
  14. @VenetiaBella looks like a straight up troll doll. NO LIE! #BGC8
  15. @Eleasedonovan Thank you for saving this basic season from being run down by trolls. #BGC8 Suck it, twins.
  16. @JUDiJAiKRAZi Have you been watching #BGC8? What do you think so far?
  17. @Eleasedonovan All you had to do was walk in the door and the trolls were already hatin. #BaddestBitch You're the reason imma keep watchin!
  18. #ThatFeelingYouGetWhen you follow someone and they don't follow back.