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  1. Yankee/Cowboy sporting people spotted walking from downtown to dupont to logan: 94:45 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  2. Someone needs to do a study to find the exact increase in jerks wearing Yankees/Cowboys gear the day after big wins.4:28 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  3. @navit and @cparidy have so much to learn about science...http://bit.ly/1ctsr112:52 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to navit
  4. Oh Rupert. You're so adorable when you're mad. Says all NewsCorp content to be de-indexed from Google. http://bit.ly/2ifxYF7:15 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  5. More awesome clock management by Reid.8:49 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  6. Fly Eagles Fly! It's Sunday night football time! BOOOO DALLAS!5:24 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  7. Yesterday marked my first serious face mauling since I started using a safety razor about a year ago.5:12 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  8. I have a theory. Every Jewish person secretly hates doing the hora. #jewishweddings9:01 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  9. Yeah...we're down to a P.1:59 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  10. Penn State special teams now get worse than an F. They get an M.1:38 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  11. Special teams gets another F already. Is it that hard?12:45 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  12. That's a might fine looking white out. Go! State! Beat! The Buckeyes!12:32 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  13. RT @LauraDeSantis: Hey Iowa, this is for you: www.sadtrombone.com12:30 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  14. Do I start watching PSU game at 3:30, knowing I can't watch the end? Or DVR whole thing, go on radio silence, and watch tomorrow?11:53 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  15. Mac apps I recently started using that I am in love with: Ecoute, Rainlendar, Shovebox.11:00 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  16. @rachellelacroix doesn't realize there is nothing funny about the Phillies losing. http://twitpic.com/oi74010:56 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  17. Temple and Ohio State have the same record. That is all.8:44 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  18. The mastermind has been revealed - @RachelleLacroix how could you?!?!?!?!7:39 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  19. Partial confession made by @navit. Clues: other parties may have not been yankee fans. I'M ON A WITCH HUT!7:35 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  20. Someone in my office is evil. And that's all I'm going to say. The guilt will consume you, it'll be like the Tell Tale Whiteboard.7:05 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck