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JasonBrobbate

Now this kid called his girl friend a fat ass... I can't believe this shit about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
This slam piece is dealing with her asshole boyfriend. I don't know why u girl deal with it about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I gave you all of of me. Put you first in line, such a waste of time. I was always yours, you were never mine. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@caralilyy might have happened about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to caralilyy
@wabeybaby sex drugs and house about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wabeybaby
If one more person asks me about a diet or how many steroids I am on I'm going to kill them about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@All_Day_BK high chance I would get a DUI if I tried to go to the chi today about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to All_Day_BK
@TannerSucks yea lemme try 'hey let me take a picture of your giant tits' and not get slapped about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TannerSucks
High probability this lady has $10000 plastered to her chest about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@All_Day_BK I repent for my sins at the gym. MASS about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to All_Day_BK
setassone Wait. I woke up with eyeliner all over my body. Wtf happened to me about 19 hours ago via txt Retweeted by JasonBrobbate
After watching the #Avengers I decided I want to be the bulk when I grow up 10:12 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Nothing beats the rush of cruising in the GTO at 140mph with the windows down 7:24 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Why do I feel the need to spend $500 every time i go to #guess or #Nike 6:00 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
This just happened twitter.com/JasonBrobbate/… 5:41 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@setassone go up to the girl and say 'hey since your done with him, can I have his number' that's awkward 1:29 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to setassone
#meatheadproblems when you can't reach your seat belt in your car 12:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you give a creepy wave to one of your friends and a random girl intercepts it 11:03 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Also, towel head held up security because he didn't know that 'empty all your pockets' mean take your suspicious envelope out too. 4:49 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I don't know what part of 'do not put your purse in the overhead bin' this lady can't understand 4:48 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Jason Abbate
Location EIU
Bio EIU graduate, BS in Nutrition and Dietetics. IBEW Local 196 Operating Engineer and Surveyor for Aldridge Electric Verified Meathead