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JasonBrobbate

  1. Now this kid called his girl friend a fat ass... I can't believe this shit
  2. This slam piece is dealing with her asshole boyfriend. I don't know why u girl deal with it
  3. I gave you all of of me. Put you first in line, such a waste of time. I was always yours, you were never mine.
  4. @caralilyy might have happened
  5. @wabeybaby sex drugs and house
  6. If one more person asks me about a diet or how many steroids I am on I'm going to kill them
  7. @All_Day_BK high chance I would get a DUI if I tried to go to the chi today
  8. @TannerSucks yea lemme try 'hey let me take a picture of your giant tits' and not get slapped
  9. High probability this lady has $10000 plastered to her chest
  10. @All_Day_BK I repent for my sins at the gym. MASS
  11. After watching the #Avengers I decided I want to be the bulk when I grow up
  12. Nothing beats the rush of cruising in the GTO at 140mph with the windows down
  13. Why do I feel the need to spend $500 every time i go to #guess or #Nike
  14. This just happened twitter.com/JasonBrobbate/…
  15. @setassone go up to the girl and say 'hey since your done with him, can I have his number' that's awkward
  16. #meatheadproblems when you can't reach your seat belt in your car
  17. #ThatAwkwardMoment when you give a creepy wave to one of your friends and a random girl intercepts it
  18. Also, towel head held up security because he didn't know that 'empty all your pockets' mean take your suspicious envelope out too.
  19. I don't know what part of 'do not put your purse in the overhead bin' this lady can't understand