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Jason23Nash

  1. If I was your step-dad, after you had a date I'd go, "So, how was your date? Inquiring minds want to know."
  2. "Look, Nash is almost 40. I mean, what's a guy his age doing on Twitter anyway? Tom, he's a fucking grown man."
  3. "It's clear Nash was trying to make light of the 1920's style popular amongst baristas, but his reference was historically inaccurate."
  4. Now it's time for: "What Went Wrong With That Last Tweet?"
  5. Not sure if this barista at the hip coffee shop is here to give me my scone or sign me up with Tammany Hall.
  6. No better way to dream of being a famous singer than to clean the floor of a cabaret space and use the mop as a microphone.
  7. "Wow Mom, I'm surprised you know who Pitbull is." "Sure, I know who Pitbull is. He was on Pierce Morgan. How can you miss him?"
  8. First stop, was my friend Dineen in the Salton Sea. He only blows coke through Pepperidge Farm Pirouette cookies. The guy lives the life.
  9. "You don't understand masculinity!" I shouted. Then I snuck back in the house and took money from her purse. It would be a long trip.
  10. Left house on Tuesday. Told wife I was a man and I needed to get out on the open road. She shook her head at me & slammed the front door.
  11. Woke up on Monday and just said Twitter is god damn retarded. Deleted the app from my phone, some old Gallery mags and hit the road.
  12. Amazing stuff these last few days. I caught a fish and made love to Sela Ward. Get off Twitter guys. It's ruining your life.
  13. yo @KarlRove u left a butt load of Bartles and Jaymes in my fridge. I'll keep 'em here for next weekend.
  14. Are you guys coming to my noz party on Friday night?
  15. @giantsfanj @angela8912 no, I got it. It was funny.
  16. I'll send u a tit pic after breakfast. “@Angela8912: @Jason23Nash ...no tit pics for you...”
  17. It's my birthday today! I am 7.
  18. About to do the Probably Science podcast with @andytwood and @brookwheelan - Any topical suggestions?