Jason23Nash
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If I was your step-dad, after you had a date I'd go, "So, how was your date? Inquiring minds want to know."
about 13 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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"Look, Nash is almost 40. I mean, what's a guy his age doing on Twitter anyway? Tom, he's a fucking grown man."
about 20 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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"It's clear Nash was trying to make light of the 1920's style popular amongst baristas, but his reference was historically inaccurate."
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Now it's time for: "What Went Wrong With That Last Tweet?"
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Not sure if this barista at the hip coffee shop is here to give me my scone or sign me up with Tammany Hall.
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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No better way to dream of being a famous singer than to clean the floor of a cabaret space and use the mop as a microphone.
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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"Wow Mom, I'm surprised you know who Pitbull is." "Sure, I know who Pitbull is. He was on Pierce Morgan. How can you miss him?"
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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First stop, was my friend Dineen in the Salton Sea. He only blows coke through Pepperidge Farm Pirouette cookies. The guy lives the life.
11:34 AM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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"You don't understand masculinity!" I shouted. Then I snuck back in the house and took money from her purse. It would be a long trip.
8:32 AM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Left house on Tuesday. Told wife I was a man and I needed to get out on the open road. She shook her head at me & slammed the front door.
8:29 AM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Woke up on Monday and just said Twitter is god damn retarded. Deleted the app from my phone, some old Gallery mags and hit the road.
7:34 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Amazing stuff these last few days. I caught a fish and made love to Sela Ward. Get off Twitter guys. It's ruining your life.
7:32 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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yo @ u left a butt load of Bartles and Jaymes in my fridge. I'll keep 'em here for next weekend.
3:44 PM May 24th
via web
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Are you guys coming to my noz party on Friday night?
7:29 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Happy Birthday to @. Show him how much you care, go to and click on the donate tab.
12:49 PM May 23rd
via web
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@ @ no, I got it. It was funny.
7:25 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to giantsfanj
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I'll send u a tit pic after breakfast. “@: @ ...no tit pics for you...”
7:19 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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It's my birthday today! I am 7.
7:15 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ @ @ Try being funny, jackass. Like topically.
6:05 PM May 22nd
via web
in reply to Jason23Nash
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About to do the Probably Science podcast with @ and @ - Any topical suggestions?
6:03 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Jason Nash
- Location Tennessee
- Web http://blip.tv/gu...
- Bio I co-host the new video podcast Guys With Feelings. (also available in audio)
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