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JasmineJuliette

  1. #DontComeOverIf you're using me as a backup plan after everyone bailed on you.
  2. #DontComeOverIf you are going to sit there on your phone — THE ENTIRE TIME. #Rude
  3. #DontComeOverIf you are trying to be sneaky and get some action. #MoveAround
  4. Why do periods have to be bloody? It'd be much cooler to have a vagina oozing glitter and shit.
  5. Remember the real meaning of Memorial Day — you wont find it in a half price bargain bin at your local department store.
  6. @RantMistress No, because you don't cheat on someone you love. When you love someone you're too busy with them to look for someone else.
  7. Everyday is a new start. Why wake up pissed?
  8. It's the same thing with some people. Every single day.
  9. Today is a great day to jog, and then lay down and watch Law & Order.
  10. I need a fwb — someone to rub my back, watch movies with and go to hockey, football and baseball games with. Ha, so, not a fwb.
  11. I need a back massage.
  12. I have to pee. Guess this means it's time to get out of bed -___-