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Jase11

  1. I've eaten way too many hot dogs the last two days.
  2. My Nespresso machine has turned into one of my best purchases.
  3. Enough chores. Time for mimosas.
  4. Ugh! Today's choices. Gym, shop, grocery, mimosas, grill OR shop, grocery. mimosas, grill OR mimosas, mimosas, mimosas, grill
  5. Paint on a smile & camp it up like a drugged up drag queen.
  6. Enjoying a fresh margarita and reading on the patio while dinner trills. Lovely evening.
  7. Things that make you go hmmmm?
  8. Grateful for the early dismissal tomorrow. Ready to have time off work.
  9. Yay! Found BlowPop in my desk. #afternoondelight
  10. Hmm. To use miles (+$200) to London or pay $590 to Iceland for my birthday?
  11. @davbart Thankfully not. It's enough that I dream about it at all; no need to push it further.
  12. I wish I could stop dreaming about work. Been doing it for weeks now.
  13. Love that 1991 Golden Girls Marion Barry joke is still relevant nearly 20yrs later.
  14. So longing for a NYC weekend.
  15. The sequins market crashed after the final episode of "The Golden Girls"
  16. Woke in the middle of the night thinking it was the weekend then realized it's Tuesday. :-(
  17. I'm gonna love you like I've never been hurt before I'm gonna love you like I'm indestructible
  18. @lwilcher Find some hot elves like Legolas (i.e. Orlando Bloom)
  19. I woke & actually said "F**k you, Monday."