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JArmintrout

  1. To shake my sad, weird funk, I am going to get a haircut. about 6 hours ago via web
  2. A sad, weird blog rant: jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com/2012/05/anothe… about 6 hours ago via web
  3. @TezMillerOz @fangbooks On the contrary, it was intended precisely for your juvenile humor. about 19 hours ago via web in reply to TezMillerOz
  4. @_ElizabethMay So real that it actually did just occur to me today that he's acting. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to _ElizabethMay
  5. Husband disagrees with my last tweet. Says "The Game" is a documentary filmed in real time. about 23 hours ago via web
  6. The kid that plays Joffrey on Game of Thrones deserves a fucking Emmy. about 23 hours ago via web
  7. Nothing this hour. #rpwordwar 12:02 PM May 27th via web
  8. @kris_norris I just assume fish shit tastes like these eggs. 11:34 AM May 27th via web in reply to kris_norris
  9. WARNING: Do not use pre-packaged boiled eggs to make soy sauce eggs. They taste like fish shit. 11:19 AM May 27th via web
  10. @Jess_Haines Tell that bug what's what and if he falls on you, you're gonna smash him, so it's his choice. 11:10 AM May 27th via web in reply to Jess_Haines
  11. Tried to make soy sauce eggs with pre-cooked boiled eggs from the store. They don't get really brown. :( 11:09 AM May 27th via web
  12. #rpwordwar 540 11:03 AM May 27th via web
  13. Follow her, but don't abuse her. ONLY I GET TO DO THAT. 10:44 AM May 27th via web
  14. HEAR YE, HEAR YE. The author that I mentor (you may recall the tales of my tyranny) is now on Twitter: @E_Siler 10:44 AM May 27th via web
  15. @kris_norris I'm cracking the whip woman! 10:34 AM May 27th via web in reply to kris_norris
  16. @E_Siler Excellent. I am in it to win it today, my friend. Hey, can I announce that you're on twitter? 10:34 AM May 27th via web in reply to E_Siler
  17. Anyone #rpwordwar ring this hour? 10:25 AM May 27th via web
  18. @ThatKevinSmith The fact that he kept eating while being shot convinces me this is the first zombie attack of the apocalypse. 9:56 AM May 27th via web in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  • Name Jennifer Armintrout
  • Location Michigan
  • Web http://jenniferar...
  • Bio Author. World-class lover. PhD in Danny Trejo Studies. Servant of Morgoth, devourer of heads.
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