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  1. Two hours of faffing around to install a new printer on my mum's technosaur. This is not what weekends are for.
  2. There's a man on South yarra station wearing a brooch he made out of Lego. I don't understand.
  3. This recruitment microsite design is coming along nicely. Given I have to launch in a week, it's probably good that it's looking complete.
  4. @Froosh Frankly, a cheesy slice of awesome. Watchable, funny and with some great set pieces.
  5. RT @AusAchacha: Achacha - The Chase - Live Action Movie... pretty cool if I do say so myself! - http://bit.ly/6SCC0M
  6. @GayleHoward I agree. Think he needs a holiday, some stress-free living and to just talk it out.
  7. @GayleHoward There is that, but at the moment, he probably needs the rest more than his liver.
  8. @GayleHoward Not hard enough to do lasting damage, I promise. :) More likely to use bourbon, if I'm honest.
  9. @leahgr Better than finding half a slug.
  10. It was good of our IT guys to block HR Happy Hour. Now we won't be disturbed by those new ideas flying about the place.
  11. Some people think it's wrong to for me to call my manager and scream abuse down the phone. For example, my manager thinks so.
  12. Dear colleague - Please never use the phrase "Frank Sinatra, Fred Astaire - same difference!" again. Your ignorance saddens me.
  13. @gilfer I hope they turn out to be buenos notches #terriblejoke
  14. @gilfer Did you just knock it up a notch?
  15. @mikestuchbery It's time for a #savestuchbery hashtag. I'll come over and knock you out with a hammer. 8 hours? How about 3 days?
  16. @mikestuchbery Think about a small penguin, wearing sunglasses and a trilby, smoking a pipe and reading the paper. Still angry?
  17. There's gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight, I know. I mean, statistically, it's inevitable.
  18. I don't think I'm alone when i say that it's time for pizza. Something with fetta, garlic, olives, chilli would be nice.
  19. So now I'm flying to Perth on Sunday for a mad campaign building session. Was just complaining I don't waste enough time on planes.
  20. I judge people on their apostrophe usage. Surely I'm not alone.