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JaredLCarter

So I SHOULDN'T wear condoms? Jamaal, I'm confused. RT @jcharles25 Never do what ur mind tell u to do.. Only do what ur heart tell u!!!! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Now that "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" is a thing, maybe I can get MY movie made. "John Adams: Zombie Rapist" will be a blockbuster. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Zach_The_Five_O I don't doubt that. Hell, there aren't even any businesses in Mission Hills. BS tickets are the only way they get revenue. 7:59 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Zach_The_Five_O
@Zach_The_Five_O I respect the balls it takes for real police work. But hiding at an empty intersection, waiting for a roll-through is weak. 7:27 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Zach_The_Five_O
That cop damn near ruined my weekend. I'm serious, Mission Hill cops. How do you sleep at night knowing that you ruin people's day? 5:23 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
You're* Tweeting while mad. 4:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Cops- If your going to pull people over at an empty intersection with a road closed sign, can we take "protect and serve" off of the cars? 4:51 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@kccheckpoint There's a cop protecting and serving-err-making revenue for Mission Hills along 63rd. Stop at those stop signs. 4:31 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I wish I loved anything as much as my dog loves eating paper towels and my baby loves feeding them to her. A 8:36 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Oh you guys were talking about THAT Will Smith! I thought you were talking about murderer Will Smith. Makes sense now. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S… 5:19 PM May 23rd via web
Does tonight's starting pitcher share a name with a famous A-list actor? I haven't been able to tell on my Twitter feed. 4:54 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@cdotharrison It happens to really bad movies. This means a studio head has decided to scrap the movie's narrative and reshoot it. 2:11 PM May 23rd via web in reply to cdotharrison
@KUtattKat @thecarm Try to call after Frank Martin. 12:36 PM May 22nd via web in reply to KUtattKat
#NickWright is a 27-yr-old man and he's leaving KC for a bigger market. His only wish is to trend on Twitter. RT so his name will live on. 12:19 PM May 22nd via web
610SportsKC Tune into Nick's final show today from 2-5 on 610 Sports Radio. Lots of secret guests and Nick's farewell to Kansas City. 12:07 PM May 22nd via Facebook Retweeted by JaredLCarter and 2 others
@ChicagoKirk7 I think you just wrote the podcast description, my man. 1:53 PM May 21st via web in reply to ChicagoKirk7
@rguptaingitup Ha. That was the first thing I thought after I typed that. 8:23 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rguptaingitup
I went to bed at 1am and my baby woke me up at 5:50. Now I'm gonna be a dick all day. These West Coast NBA start times are RUINING MY LIFE! 5:28 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Disappointed that Sager didn't ask Westbrook about his girl leggings. Did Russel not shave tonight? 10:08 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Um...Cole, you realize you don't actually get on the floor, right? There's no reason you shouldn't be wearing a false tooth. 9:59 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Jared Carter
Location Roeland Park, KS
Bio New father...Jeep enthusiast...producer (and pseudo, pseudo, pseudo, pseudo, pseudo personality) on What's Wright with Nick Wright, 2-6, 610 Sports Radio.