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JaredIngersoll

@cafelawyer thats OUTRAGEOUS! I would never comp a lawyers lunch! ;-) about 15 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to cafelawyer
billl_murry 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die. 5:36 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by JaredIngersoll and 15590 others
@boothstbistro I'm here! about 19 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to BoothStBistro
@Sam_Grains oh not at all! My weekend has been most bizarre to say the very least about 20 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Sam_Grains
@LizzieMeryment ha! Cereal offender... Love a good pun 2:38 AM May 27th via HootSuite in reply to LizzieMeryment
@tobysestate nope. Can be seen as misleading 2:32 AM May 27th via HootSuite in reply to tobysestate
Believe it or not, this news.com.au/entertainment/… is NOT the strangest thing that has happens to me this week! 2:16 AM May 27th via HootSuite
Hank_Shaw Crawfish stock made for etouffee. Now commencing the Cajun roux for turducken gumbo: wild duck, wild turkey & a mean old rooster. 4:39 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by JaredIngersoll
Slooooow drive home. Don't want to stress the fish in the back! 7:04 AM May 26th via HootSuite
@vanityfare1 i did... its on the menu ;-) 3:32 AM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to VanityFare1
I just ate more yoghurt pig than any one person should ever eat... 2:50 AM May 26th via HootSuite
dear people of sydney, please leave your cars at home it would make it so much easier for me to drive about and get a park - Thanks heaps 8:06 PM May 25th via HootSuite
@eddiemstewart now that is just wrong! I would follow you anywhere!! 7:22 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to eddiemstewart
@eddiemstewart why can't you? 7:16 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to eddiemstewart
@eddiemstewart who? 3:21 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to eddiemstewart
if everyone follows @ebenardos he will grow facial hair down to his naval (honest) he is also quite entertaining 6:42 AM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to ebenardos
@ebenardos pop up parrot & pop up arabian goggles to that sir! 6:35 AM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to ebenardos
@thefoodswinger that reminds me, i got a block of cabot cheddar in the fridge, Amen! 6:33 AM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to thefoodswinger
@monty_becasse YOU TOO???!!!! your speaking in tongues man! its like that scene in lost boys when everyone turns out to be vampires! 6:29 AM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to Monty_Becasse
FYI @KRuddMP follows @Adventist_News - not saying conspiracy or anything, just seems a little too coincidental.... are they the same person? 6:27 AM May 25th via HootSuite