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JarasM

neiltyson Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. For your safety, that's why restaurants never serve them together. 12:08 PM Apr 1st via TweetDeck Retweeted by JarasM and 4415 others
shanselman An engineer walks into a bar and orders 1.0E20 root beers. Bartender: "That's a root beer float." Engineer: "Make it a double." 10:01 PM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by JarasM and 1320 others
codinghorror "when people say the Internet is making us stupider, it's very rare that they include themselves in that description." 12:18 AM Mar 18th via web Retweeted by JarasM and 82 others
#Facebookdown BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS 11:40 PM Mar 6th via web
@tr00per87 kupuj worms reloaded na steamie! 1:56 AM Feb 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tr00per87
@tr00per87 mój lapek jest za to delikatnie chujowy :P wiec cieżko :p ale możemy w coś pograć przez neta :D 1:52 AM Feb 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tr00per87
@cwgabriel plus this is a bad analogy. A game is a product, a theater movie is a service. 10:42 PM Feb 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cwgabriel
@cwgabriel but you can buy the whole LOTR boxset, and then sell it used - the whole thing! 10:39 PM Feb 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cwgabriel
@tr00per87 ładny. Wiem gdzie mieszkasz :P 10:34 PM Feb 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tr00per87
Claudio_Dekker @comex I think my iPhone is broken, I pressed the Home button and I'm still at school.. (Source: 9gag) 2:07 PM Feb 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Uitgeest Retweeted by JarasM and 204 others
codinghorror I find it rather depressing that all websites have to be fully https solely because we can't protect one user identity cookie. 10:43 AM Feb 22nd via web Retweeted by JarasM and 70 others
mrseb Why doesn't the MPAA buy The Pirate Bay? bit.ly/An165a 6:07 AM Feb 21st via TweetDeck Retweeted by JarasM
krisstraub "le me, derping around" - a person i now want to murder 12:39 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by JarasM and 52 others
BlackoutEurope #debataACTA Skoro ministrowie nie widzą zagrożenia, to może trzeba ich zmienić? 8:27 AM Feb 6th via web Retweeted by JarasM and 1 other
Stop Internet #Censorship! Sign the urgent global petition @Avaaz urging the EU Parliament to reject #ACTA: avaaz.org/en/eu_save_the… 6:44 AM Jan 26th via Tweet Button
It's Dangerous To Go Alone! Take This. scribd.com/doc/79343979/A… #acta 7:01 AM Jan 25th via web
@GroovesharkHelp No, nothing of the sort. Same thing happens with in the Grooveshark Pokki app too. 1:51 PM Nov 13th, 2011 via Tweeki for Pokki in reply to GroovesharkHelp
@GroovesharkHelp I have a Plus subscription, but it doesn't remain when I leave and return :( 4:55 PM Nov 12th, 2011 via Tweeki for Pokki in reply to GroovesharkHelp
Phlogistique "The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them or not." 4:50 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by JarasM and 579 others
@Grooveshark Question! How can I keep a theme set? It reverts back to default every time I close Grooveshark window/tab. 2:29 AM Nov 12th, 2011 via web