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JaniHelle

  1. Moldova: Edward Norton and the Crazy Dancers #eurovision
  2. Ukraine: THAT right there was a proper Eurovision entry! #eurovision
  3. Serbia: The slow moving people in the back are giving me the creeps. #eurovision
  4. Ireland: Ooh, they had a fountain. I think I need a drink after that performance. #eurovision
  5. FYR Macedonia: Is there a rule in Eurovision that at least one entry has to be an Evanescence wannabe? #eurovision
  6. Malta: Extra points for the foot dance. Ok, only points for the foot dance. #eurovision
  7. Germany: Out.Of.Tune. #eurovision
  8. Spain: Your entry was told not to win. No wories. #eurovision
  9. Turkey: I'm on a boat. With bats and a sailor. Turkey never disappoints. #eurovision
  10. Sweden: Is there actually a choreography to this or is she making it up as it goes? And where did that guy come from? And snow? #eurovision
  11. Greece: I'm tempted to vote for Greece just to see what happens if they win. But I don't wanna hear that again. #eurovision
  12. Denmark: Military outfit, a couch, a glockenspiel, and a guy in a hoodie and baseball cap playing cello. Yet, decent song. Weird #eurovision
  13. Romania: The bad moonwalk with bagpipes was the only quasi-positive bit of that performance. #eurovision
  14. We just sang Happy Birthday to Philip and it was probably better than anything so far tonight. #eurovision
  15. Azerbaijan: "When the music dies" is an appropriate title for that song #eurovision
  16. Norway: "I don't know what I'm doing tonight" Leave out the "tonight", because I don't know what that was about. Norway, wtf? #eurovision
  17. Estonia: "Kuula" is "ball" in Finnish, so it seems like he's singing about balls (not testicles). At least he's singing well. #eurovision
  18. Italy: I don't think we can thank Berlusconi for that one. Best so far. #eurovision
  19. France: That was a song that could only be performed at Eurovision. They might have stolen Greece's topless man quota #eurovision
  20. Cyprus: la la la la la la nah #eurovision