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  1. Have you seen this guy? http://seethatguy.blogspot.com/
  2. Moving sale! 30% off originals- http://tinyurl.com/c9g847
  3. Why do I hate brushing my teeth? I don't mind showering, wearing deodorant, other pro-social hygienic routines. Man, I hate toothbrushing.
  4. Got a nice shout-out in one of my favorite blogs: http://www.dovetaildowel.com/
  5. @quirke OMG, I was just wondering what happened to him!
  6. What would I do without Ovaltine? Mmmmm.
  7. Lay down for "just a minute". Oops.
  8. @collageartist I am so, so sorry. Good thoughts from me and my two kitties.
  9. Sat in someone else's urine on the bus today. Thanks Tri-Met, for those seat covers that camouflage everything!
  10. I am coughing like a Victorian demimondaine with galloping consumption.
  11. ready to stop being sick now
  12. Want my real head back, not this impostor.
  13. Drinking hot water and lemon, wishing I had whiskey to put in.
  14. "Goodbye Horses" is stuck in my head. AND I LOVE IT.
  15. More snow! WTF?
  16. Having the laziest day ever.
  17. I'm making brownies, and I'm going to eat the whole pan myself. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING ME, EX! NO BROWNIES FOR YOU!
  18. All the family Christmases are over. I love my family, but I'm EXHAUSTED.
  19. I`m never going to the sandbox again. And I hate everybody.
  20. My ex sent me a shit-stirring email, my kid is being a jerk and I'm out of smokes. Maybe I'll go back to bed.