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  1. David Conrad has not returned my email yet. I sense a self-detached divorce in my future. [shakes cute little fist] #makeroomforkids
  2. @whitehall33t Emailed them weeks ago and offered to raise $10k for them. They never responded, so I went to Mario.
  3. My entire family has come to the conclusion that Tiger's wife was chasing his ass down with a golf club when he wrecked the Escalade.
  4. @Sorgatron Tsk. TSK!
  5. @woycheck You can tell her yourself tomorrow. ;) You ARE going to be able to make it tomorrow, right?
  6. @shireman Sorry I can't be there. Have fun freezing your donkey omelets off.
  7. It is official. Ohio Sister and her family are moving to Pittsburgh. Goodbye "Ohio Sister" and hello "Princess Aurora."
  8. Hat tip to reader Joel for showing me this: http://bit.ly/8ByNKg
  9. Husband calls from Toys-R-Us: "They are out of EVERYTHING and I hate you a little bit for making me come here." Me: "MWAH-HAHAHAH!"
  10. @FSBigBob I will return the favor the best I can for your Stuff a Bus. 20 BUSES!!!!!!!!!! :)
  11. Sent husband with a list to Toys R Us on his way to the restaurant. I'm an evil evil bitch. MWAH-HAHAHAH!
  12. @FSBigBob I was, but I didn't have the radio on. ;( Sorry I missed it.
  13. @FSBigBob You guys are amazing! Husband says you will be rewarded with hot Mexican food and toys for kids while you are on your bus.
  14. @JMWander Sorry about the edit. Had to make it fit! ;)
  15. Thankful? So are 100s of kids who owe their lives to these 2 young women. Come meet them Sat. nite! http://bit.ly/7gXsRz (via @JMWander)
  16. @msmon OMG. Starred! I wonder if everyone will get the joke, it has been so long.
  17. @Principal_EL You too!
  18. My family of 18, another family of 21, and another family of 5 are taking over @lasvelas today for Thanksgiving Dinner. God help us all.
  19. Crying over today's Callapitter post. As per usual.
  20. OMG, Adam Lambert. You said you wanted to shock people. Now STOP WHINING THAT THEY WERE SHOCKED. Holy hell.