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David Conrad has not returned my email yet. I sense a self-detached divorce in my future. [shakes cute little fist] #makeroomforkids about 6 hours ago from web
@whitehall33t Emailed them weeks ago and offered to raise $10k for them. They never responded, so I went to Mario. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to whitehall33t
My entire family has come to the conclusion that Tiger's wife was chasing his ass down with a golf club when he wrecked the Escalade. about 7 hours ago from web
@Sorgatron Tsk. TSK! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to Sorgatron
@woycheck You can tell her yourself tomorrow. ;) You ARE going to be able to make it tomorrow, right? about 7 hours ago from web in reply to woycheck
@shireman Sorry I can't be there. Have fun freezing your donkey omelets off. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to shireman
It is official. Ohio Sister and her family are moving to Pittsburgh. Goodbye "Ohio Sister" and hello "Princess Aurora." about 7 hours ago from web
Hat tip to reader Joel for showing me this: http://bit.ly/8ByNKg about 16 hours ago from web
Husband calls from Toys-R-Us: "They are out of EVERYTHING and I hate you a little bit for making me come here." Me: "MWAH-HAHAHAH!" about 18 hours ago from web
@FSBigBob I will return the favor the best I can for your Stuff a Bus. 20 BUSES!!!!!!!!!! :) about 18 hours ago from web in reply to FSBigBob
Sent husband with a list to Toys R Us on his way to the restaurant. I'm an evil evil bitch. MWAH-HAHAHAH! about 18 hours ago from web
@FSBigBob I was, but I didn't have the radio on. ;( Sorry I missed it. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to FSBigBob
@FSBigBob You guys are amazing! Husband says you will be rewarded with hot Mexican food and toys for kids while you are on your bus. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to FSBigBob
@JMWander Sorry about the edit. Had to make it fit! ;) 8:11 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to JMWander
Thankful? So are 100s of kids who owe their lives to these 2 young women. Come meet them Sat. nite! http://bit.ly/7gXsRz (via @JMWander) 7:22 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
@msmon OMG. Starred! I wonder if everyone will get the joke, it has been so long. 6:42 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to msmon
@Principal_EL You too! 6:10 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to Principal_EL
My family of 18, another family of 21, and another family of 5 are taking over @lasvelas today for Thanksgiving Dinner. God help us all. 5:48 AM Nov 26th from web
Crying over today's Callapitter post. As per usual. 6:10 PM Nov 25th from web
OMG, Adam Lambert. You said you wanted to shock people. Now STOP WHINING THAT THEY WERE SHOCKED. Holy hell. 6:06 PM Nov 25th from web

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Location Pittsburgh, PA
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Bio I used to be PittGirl until I quit her. I'm a columnist for Pittsburgh Magazine. Have you kicked a pigeon today?