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  1. "I haven't said anything, but I've had shingles in my nether regions for a past week." - File this under stuff you need to keep to yourself. about 17 hours ago from web
  2. RT @almightygod: Sit, @almightyDog, sit! Good boy! about 17 hours ago from web
  3. Why do I know adam lambert? He's got a great voice, if by great wondering what Judy Garland would sound like doing current shitty pop songs. about 18 hours ago from web
  4. If kissing a dude and humping another dudes face keeps you from getting on ABC, well, looks like I'll never meet Diane Sawyer. about 18 hours ago from web
  5. @TheEllenShow in regards to Ali, that tweet would have been way funnier if the mother misspelled something. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to TheEllenShow
  6. @reppocs whose 300 pound squat are you trying to taste? about 20 hours ago from web in reply to reppocs
  7. @MoAlexander that shakira song rocks. pop song that uses the word "lycanthropy"... how can it suck? about 21 hours ago from web in reply to MoAlexander
  8. RT @KMurrell: @moalexander A tofucken is fifty on Cleveland, thirty on Summer, and free with purchase at Coyote Ugly. about 21 hours ago from web
  9. you know, whiskey makes me not even care that Caryn beat me at golf yesterday. about 21 hours ago from web
  10. @carynloveless maybe kid from middle school. and you, right? 11:15 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to carynloveless
  11. Eep! Paul McCartney at the Electric Poms on Palladia right now. "Flaming Pie" rocks my sox and that's not a euphemism. 11:06 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @Lawcomic oh well, I tried to weasel that one by. I still wanna do it like zsa zsa. #whatdidthe #fivefingerssaytotheface? #slap! 10:45 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Lawcomic
  13. @andyandyfleming sweet. joe's legal advice is to slap you too. I'm gonna do it in the style of Zsa Zsa Gabor, darling. 10:38 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to andyandyfleming
  14. @Lawcomic I hope "old you" slaps @andyandyfleming too! 9:34 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Lawcomic
  15. @funkywhitegirl Yes. I used to be quite good at the whole baton twirling thing. I couldn't light the ends on fire like my grandma... 7:26 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to funkywhitegirl
  16. Dammit Ringo, seriously. You need to stop producing albums. I don't care if joe walsh and McCartney are on it... http://tinyurl.com/y94zg4o 7:08 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. @amesbelle I thought it was medicinal if you had a prescription... 7:03 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to amesbelle
  18. @reppocs ha! that sounds like why my parents got divorced. 7:03 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to reppocs
  19. @amesbelle that was the name of my favorite medicinal baked good in California. I miss headshops.... #blueberryyumyum 6:59 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to amesbelle
  20. @reppocs of course! Though, this is the first time I've done this whole "golf" thing. So, we'll see how this goes. 6:58 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to reppocs