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Jammond

  1. What the f*ck?! They had to shoot him 6 times. Naked man shot by police was chewing victim's face Via @mschwirtz miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/281…
  2. @MicWrite not much. We are probably going to have a BBQ. Want to swing through?
  3. Final thought, the worst part about living near a casino: the air always smells like sadness.
  4. It was such a good night. Lol. I wish I had a Coney though.
  5. When those girls started fighting it was like dragonball z. Specifically, when Goku and Vegeta punched each other and they both flew back...
  6. Tonight was great. The fight veered towards me and I screamed, "I'm wearing Florsheim's!" they didn't care.
  7. Fight.
  8. This dude with a Metro phone just bought a $300 Bottle of booze then started splashing it on the floor.
  9. Proud grandpappy RT @Itsjusttlue: Eeeeerrrrrr!!!!! RT @BasedTaylored: I just slammed a bruh on concrete for the 1st time
  10. So...I'm the only one who knows the words to "I wanna dance with somebody?" Whatever. Faux cool guys.
  11. @zombielynx21 big IF. lol
  12. @zombielynx21 ahh, it'll be a good memory later. Lol
  13. Some guy just turned 21. I adopted him as my little bro at the bar; he's in a corner barfing.
  14. @Maj0r_Pain my phone died after I saw this. I got words for you.
  15. The princess and the frog is on ABC family.
  16. @gourmetspud lol :-(. Alas my gordita stuffing career never took off.
  17. @gourmetspud yeah. I haven't been there since the manager laughed at me in my interview. I was 14 and showed up in a suit.
  18. Mine was Taco Bell. RT @gourmetspud: Still not completely over getting turned down by Dairy Queen in high school. #PopularityContest