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  1. Never seen as much meat as there was on my plate last night...shying away from the daily weigh-in suspecting american style chunky shame 10:01 AM Dec 6th from web
  2. seriously offended that @penissquash can't spell me. Will be taking it out on him during the Raketlawn....I'll make him pay, mwoah ah ah ah 9:58 AM Dec 6th from web
  3. Looking forward to lying repeatedly about everyone left in the draw again tonight and to @depressivesquash sorting out the penisbeater... 7:19 AM Dec 4th from web
  4. Eventually sorted the comp out so tweets can recommence. Lost to a better player on the day but nae ecstatic with the qualiy draw. 7:17 AM Dec 4th from web
  5. @smalldug haha. Leaving the shampoo has saved me roughly a jar of all-over-body wax in weight. Lucky I don't need the wax to prevent apeisum 11:20 PM Nov 29th from UberTwitter
  6. Iiiiiiiittttttttssssss cccccoooooolllllddddd 9:26 AM Nov 29th from UberTwitter
  7. @clynesquash, @doggedsquash: yeah but baulding guys have less hair products to pack 8:54 AM Nov 29th from UberTwitter
  8. Is packing for the US. Todays word - Stifling - a Scottish dance for pigs.... 5:30 AM Nov 29th from UberTwitter
  9. @doggedsquash : hahaha, I assumed everyone had just agreed with me. Maybe I should be Tigersquash?? 1:05 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  10. Think tartan trouser man was a bit long in the tooth for Berry picking. Recon a 'pounce' would have resembled a tiger mugging a tortoise... 9:47 AM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  11. Have just seen a man in tartan trousers.....should I run after him shouting thief? 2:25 AM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  12. @rogsquash - I object to that insinuation....samallensquash's flatmates can't afford trousers let alone tartan ones 1:39 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  13. RT @doggedsquash: http://twitpic.com/qqifn : Unfasten ' to slow someone down'.... 2:24 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  14. I'm sitting at a rickety desk arguing with a grumpy Jap 2:51 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  15. Feels proud to be behind the posts when Scotland beat the Aussies!!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:09 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  16. Is caught on a flooded Glasgow trainline. Can it be any worse than this? 1:10 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  17. thinks @penisquash may like manly contact more than most.I wonder if his work with glow in the dark rats has changed @watergaws skin colour? 4:41 AM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  18. Thanks to @crawfordsquash for pointing out I'm in Florida , knew he was good for something 7:20 AM Nov 17th from UberTwitter
  19. Is wondering what on earth happened to 2009 and is convinced someone is stealing his time. Todays word - Political - to molest a parrot... 8:49 AM Nov 16th from UberTwitter
  20. Face down in a very small space with wires round my thighs and a coat hanger between my legs. Why can't life be a bit more predictable... 12:33 PM Nov 15th from UberTwitter