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  1. @Malcolm_Tucker Ok, but only because Twitorture isn’t covered by the Geneva Convention. 3:08 AM Apr 16th from web
  2. @Malcolm_Tucker It’s too fucking restrictive. Like trying to have a bollock-rattler in an airplane toilet. 3:08 AM Apr 16th from web
  3. @Malcolm_Tucker Right, how am I supposed to defame and verbally torture someone with just 140 characters? Man cannot chib with html alone. 3:07 AM Apr 16th from web
  4. @Malcolm_Tucker ...and they’re going hairy canary about a few bumnuggets of smear? 3:06 AM Apr 16th from web
  5. @Malcolm_Tucker The future of the world lies in the hands of a country which thinks the Easter fucking Bunny made the universe in a week 3:05 AM Apr 16th from web
  6. @Malcolm_Tucker If I ever see that amateur fucking pricksmith then dot dot fucking dot. 3:04 AM Apr 16th from web
  7. @Malcolm_Tucker Livid. Email account suspended. Apparently I’m a ‘liability’ in these sensitive fucking times... 3:03 AM Apr 16th from web
  8. have just spoken to the personification of erectile dysfunction. 5:23 AM Apr 1st from web
  9. circulating a picture of a prominent muslim with a cock and balls drawn on his head. Desperate times… 4:09 AM Apr 1st from web
  10. is prepping. watching a Michael Bay DVD marathon. 3:17 AM Apr 1st from web
  11. Just watched 2 girls 1 cup twice. now for some lunch. 4:59 AM Mar 27th from web
  12. Jamie Macdonald is trying to turn a butterfly back into a maggot. 5:29 AM Mar 23rd from web
  13. @Malcolm_Tucker Then put the lamb back, cut HIM up instead and get Heston Blumenthal to turn the bits into some irritating fucking dinner. 9:29 AM Mar 19th from web in reply to Malcolm_Tucker
  14. @Malcolm_Tucker Too risky. Pack his suitcase with Bibles, send him to Somalia... No. Poison fucking umbrella! Always fancied a go at that. 9:16 AM Mar 19th from web in reply to Malcolm_Tucker
  15. @Malcolm_Tucker They're not narcissists and wankers. Scenario. If, and it's a big if, you had to take out Simon Foster, how would you do it? 9:11 AM Mar 19th from web in reply to Malcolm_Tucker
  16. @Malcolm_Tucker Stephen Fry. He's just gone for another fucking lovely walk and said something clever in German. 9:07 AM Mar 19th from web in reply to Malcolm_Tucker
  17. @Malcolm_Tucker is it just me? When you hear yourself saying the word 'Twitter' do you want to stick your head in a fucking industrial kiln? 9:05 AM Mar 19th from web in reply to Malcolm_Tucker