JamieRoss7
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There's a piper outside Tesco. This is like what St. Patrick's day would be like if my Gran was a totalitarian dictatress.
about 8 hours ago
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It's St. Andrew's day. I'm in St. Andrews. Turns out it's shit here, too.
about 17 hours ago
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Two drunk, loud and angry Russians are singing folk songs in my corridor. I'm locked in my room. I feel like a Nazi prisoner of war.
4:06 PM Nov 29th
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Attempting to write an essay whilst, next door, one thousand Russians bellow Zrobiry Veelds Vorivir on Beatles Rock Band.
1:17 PM Nov 29th
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@ Cafe India on Great Western Road was my old haunt. Although I imagine that's what gave me cancer.
10:12 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to michael_dennis
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Embarking on essay about Jekyll And Hyde's narrative structure. A structure, remember, that was never nominated for a student media award.
9:51 AM Nov 29th
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This looks like a before/after photo of a man who's undergone reconstructive surgery after having his head crushed.
11:01 AM Nov 28th
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I'm sure London gave me this shredded throat. The city where everyone looks like they're walking through rain, regardless of the weather.
8:43 AM Nov 28th
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@ Thank you for getting rid of my clanging grammatical error, that's been annoying me since I pressed 'update'.
8:31 AM Nov 28th
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I have an incredibly sore throat, it's feels like I've just fellated the sun.
8:20 AM Nov 28th
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That last tweet was a mistake. One which I'm incapable of deleting from my phone. I feel absolutely mortified.
2:37 AM Nov 28th
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2:35 AM Nov 28th
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Wednesday's failure has inspired me to start writing again, until my journalistic dominance results in Polly Toynbee becoming destitute.
9:05 AM Nov 27th
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The new leader of UKIP looks like Josef Fritzl doing an impression of Sven Goran Eriksson.
8:06 AM Nov 27th
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Paul McCartney ticket has arrived, symbolising my imminent return to the city of shattered dreams. No doubt McCartney will spit on my face.
7:54 AM Nov 27th
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I've failed to do any work for a giant essay due in on Monday. I expected to be in full-time employment with The Guardian by then.
7:48 AM Nov 27th
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No photos of me from last night. Shame, it was first time I've worn a suit without it resulting in a beloved family member being cremated.
10:38 AM Nov 26th
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@ I shouted "MICHAEL TWITTER" when you went on stage last night. You didn't hear me. I looked foolish. Well done on runner-up.
10:27 AM Nov 26th
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in reply to MichaelCox
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I'm back. £150 spent and over one thousand miles travelled, all to find out that I'm not quite as clever as I thought.
7:45 AM Nov 26th
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A Cancer Research man who approached me at King's Cross didn't know what lymphoma is. Exactly what kind of research have they been doing?
5:42 AM Nov 26th
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- Name Jamie Ross
- Location St. Andrews
- Web http://jamieross7...
- Bio I'm Jamie Ross. I was recently cured from being interesting, so now I write inane nonsense on here instead.
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