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  1. Hitler was a massive Ham radio fan. Cos, y'know, Jews can't use it.
  2. @ads_infinitum i'm also a ham radio enthusiast
  3. Thanks to my last tweet, my google toolbar has 'types of ham' in it. Think I might keep it that way
  4. I'm eating prosciutto with my left hand and serrano with my right. I'm hambidextrous
  5. I read Lady Gaga's poker face and can confirm it looks like she's been hit with a red-hot poker
  6. I'm sat on a plane next to two babies. Thankfully I've got noise cancelling elbows.
  7. Look, French lady - you may be in shape but you are not hot. Why? Your 'tanned' skin makes you look like a handbag.
  8. @Jennifalconer blisters after 10 metres? You're getting soft.
  9. In the business lounge eating cheese and I've just run out of biscuits. Why do bad things always happen to me?
  10. @Bubbalou I'm making the most of it - a good Brie is hard to find in Bangalore!
  11. Cheese, biscuits and red wine for a pre-flight lunch. #middleclass
  12. Just changed my calendar to 12hr format and we officially live in the year 8.10pm
  13. @imogenheap please please please come to India
  14. First poop of the new decade. Early indications are that this will be a vintage year
  15. @linssen roger. See you downstairs in 3
  16. No one did more to promote the drunken fast food industry #RIPDavidHasselhoff
  17. @linssen you lie!
  18. @johnrh too drunk
  19. My New Year's Resolution is 1024x768
  20. Apparently this is a budgie. And not a penis. http://twitpic.com/w1e97