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Returned from a week in Cold Turkeyville, deepest Cornwall. No mobile signal, no wifi, no TV. Fully relaxed and ready to go...to bed.12:40 PM Jul 12thfrom web
BBC Breakfast is as bland as a pair of beige curtains. Bill Turnbull is on and some bloke is modelling a home-knit cardigan at #wimbledon.12:04 AM Jul 3rdfrom web
Overnight stopover has open wifi. Yay! Youngest brought up supper in car. Eldest repeated "I'm sooo bored" for at least 50 miles. Heavy rain1:09 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
Feeling let down by costa's frescato - a lame ass response to the frappucino. All the guilt without the pleasure!8:38 AM Jul 2ndfrom txt
WTF. Tings Tings rip off the New Young Pony Club and she doesn't even play the guitar that she's strumming the hell out of at Glasto. Cheek!1:53 PM Jun 26thfrom TwitterFox
Reflecting on the picture of my eldest daughter's face as she peddled off for the first time without stabilisers. A truly memorable moment!1:43 PM Jun 13thfrom TwitterFox