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  1. @Minkette That is Hassan-i-Sabah. The eye in the middle is the give-away. about 7 hours ago from web
  2. @Minkette It is Figaro, 'the Abacus' about 7 hours ago from web
  3. @yoz He played "The President", but was seen only from behind. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. Attention #hivemind please contact me with impossible quiz questions tonight. I will delight in giving you plausible but wrong answers. about 10 hours ago from web
  5. If you want a vision of the future, imagine a ten-year-old doing a stupid dance on your face - forever. http://bit.ly/31bovE about 10 hours ago from web
  6. When breakfast is a Chelsea Bun (the thinking person's pain au raisin), lunch can only be a disappointment. 1:51 AM Nov 24th from txt
  7. @JonnyHodgsonArt Saddened by OneBookShelf's poor response to you reporting your stolen art. Try contacting Sean Patrick Fannon/@seanpatfan 3:08 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. (sigh) You know, I thought, "Isn't Twitter great, I can convey the ending of years of dreadful dentistry in four words." You bunch of arses. 3:03 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. @matlock @crystaltips Phenomenal work, congratulations to everyone involved. 2:14 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. At the Ickworth Hotel. Do not disturb. 1:18 PM Nov 19th from txt
  11. Gold teeth feel weird. 11:29 AM Nov 19th from txt
  12. In the process of inventing Christmas party game for literary charity. It is called Brussels Proust. #notajoke 10:25 AM Nov 18th from web
  13. @russelldavies There is no such thing as the right Starbucks. 8:47 AM Nov 18th from web
  14. @JonnyHodgsonArt Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of Warhammer, eh? 6:21 AM Nov 18th from web
  15. @JonnyHodgsonArt Name and shame! 5:51 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. Christening present for nephew bought--1st edition of lovely book with his name in the title. Winner every time. 5:49 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. @Jonny Nexus It should be called Battersea Junction. It's in Battersea. 10:58 AM Nov 17th from web
  18. In light of it making the 10 Worst Stations In The UK list, time to say once again that Clapham Junction still isn't actually in Clapham. 10:08 AM Nov 17th from web
  19. Jonny Nexus's fantastic geek-humour novel Game Night is being serialised, a chapter a week, on EN World: http://tinyurl.com/yg3o2q4 1:27 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. Am I alone in never having actually met Belle de Jour? 3:26 AM Nov 16th from web