JamesWallis
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@ That is Hassan-i-Sabah. The eye in the middle is the give-away.
about 7 hours ago
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@ It is Figaro, 'the Abacus'
about 7 hours ago
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@ He played "The President", but was seen only from behind.
about 9 hours ago
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Attention please contact me with impossible quiz questions tonight. I will delight in giving you plausible but wrong answers.
about 10 hours ago
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a ten-year-old doing a stupid dance on your face - forever.
about 10 hours ago
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When breakfast is a Chelsea Bun (the thinking person's pain au raisin), lunch can only be a disappointment.
1:51 AM Nov 24th
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@ Saddened by OneBookShelf's poor response to you reporting your stolen art. Try contacting Sean Patrick Fannon/@
3:08 PM Nov 19th
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(sigh) You know, I thought, "Isn't Twitter great, I can convey the ending of years of dreadful dentistry in four words." You bunch of arses.
3:03 PM Nov 19th
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@ @ Phenomenal work, congratulations to everyone involved.
2:14 PM Nov 19th
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At the Ickworth Hotel. Do not disturb.
1:18 PM Nov 19th
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Gold teeth feel weird.
11:29 AM Nov 19th
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In the process of inventing Christmas party game for literary charity. It is called Brussels Proust.
10:25 AM Nov 18th
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@ There is no such thing as the right Starbucks.
8:47 AM Nov 18th
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@ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of Warhammer, eh?
6:21 AM Nov 18th
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@ Name and shame!
5:51 AM Nov 18th
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Christening present for nephew bought--1st edition of lovely book with his name in the title. Winner every time.
5:49 AM Nov 18th
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@ Nexus It should be called Battersea Junction. It's in Battersea.
10:58 AM Nov 17th
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In light of it making the 10 Worst Stations In The UK list, time to say once again that Clapham Junction still isn't actually in Clapham.
10:08 AM Nov 17th
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Jonny Nexus's fantastic geek-humour novel Game Night is being serialised, a chapter a week, on EN World:
1:27 AM Nov 17th
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Am I alone in never having actually met Belle de Jour?
3:26 AM Nov 16th
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