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  1. Neologism alert! RT @FlyBrewsterFly RT @sofibubblez: got twitty fucked by @flybrewsterfly
  2. @owillis He was there briefly but was ejected for always wanting to do show tunes during campfire.
  3. Is it just me or does the guy who discovered his dad is Charles Manson look more like the son of Nathan Lane? http://tinyurl.com/yznyslg
  4. @VeryVentureGrls Has @hodgman EVER made anything up?
  5. Lady Gaga. Feh. In my day we had real Ladies like Lady Miss Kier and Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
  6. @ebrown2112 I write "actor" on forms where they ask your profession.
  7. @chrispiers Send a private message to my Livejournal or Myspace. Easily googled.
  8. Single White Female II: http://tinyurl.com/ylg3yx2 (image via @dailydish)
  9. @docsprinkl He hasn't worked with me. I merely auditioned for a commercial he will be in. Never met the man.
  10. @natashaleggero You are a classy lady.
  11. @Royatl TV!
  12. Writing a Scarface remake where instead of "Say hello to my little friend" he screams "Retweet this!"
  13. @byrobot Victory
  14. @octopusgrabbus If you don't see the humor of Starbucks doing a Joe Scarborough line of coffee I can't explain it to you.
  15. RT @lizzwinstead Shoot me now http://twitpic.com/qnzjf
  16. @PFTompkins You do what you have to do in this business.
  17. Walked away with that Shatner Priceline commercial audition like a cat with a mouse in its mouth.
  18. Off to audition for a William Shatner Priceline commercial. This has the feel of inevitability.
  19. @GreenCine Oh, movie. Uh. Night at the Opera?
  20. @GreenCine Groucho Marx, duh.