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JamesPatrik

  1. I think Bruce Lee forsaw Walker Texas Ranger and that's why he kicked Chuck Norris' ass so hard in Way of the Dragon.
  2. It seems strange that gay people and Rick Santorum are celebrating at the same time.
  3. Saw Chronicle tonight. Really, really cool. And original. I especially liked the kid that played Tetsuo.
  4. Just noticed @acomicbookblog named me one of their favorite writers of 2011. Thanks guys! acomicbookblog.com/2012/01/favori…
  5. @Alex_Chung The other day, an eight-year-old told my twins that juice box meant fuck bitch.
  6. @Alex_Chung You don't need to tell most of them.
  7. @IvanBrandon @jpalmiotti You two need a Bucky Larson, Jack and Jill double feature for perspective.
  8. The new feel-good, save-the-whale movie Big Miracle occurs in Barrow Alaska-I won't tell them what's going to happens when the sun goes down
  9. @KodyChamberlain Just keep saying, "Say hi to your mother for me."
  10. I'd like to hear Lana Del Rey cover Mazzy Star's Fade Into You. Er, just not live.
  11. Outlaw Josey Wales is on History Channel. I missed that chapter in school.
  12. @denisealex A badge? :)
  13. Tebow's story is part Angels in the O and Rookie of the Y, but at the point where he loses his ability and has do it himself he loses by 40
  14. Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Rick Berman began shooting today. I'm excited. Abrammmmmmmmssss!!!!!
  15. And they fight the biggest dick of all, Chris Brown!
  16. That's it. My new comic pitch is a super team of Huey Lewis, Tobey Maguire, Leam Neeson, and Tomy Lee, and I'm calling it COCK FORCE.
  17. I hear Tobey Maguire can measure river depths.
  18. @DanLTaylor Are we taking Huey Lewis or Tomy Lee size?
  19. @DanLTaylor Those Nazi, midi-chlorian wolves took my daughter, and I have a particular set of skills to get her back. And Excalibur.