JamesGates01
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Holy. Fucking. Crap. Man Killed While Eating Another Man's Face: In the near future, we'll all be wearing goalie masks.
about 18 hours ago
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@: Hey! No coffee this weekend? You're throwing off my facial hair quota! (hopefully)
10:35 AM May 26th
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in reply to MatthewDOVER
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SELF-AMUSED DUDE: "You're a good guy, I don't care what they say!" MY MIND: "...Or how many times I hear THAT one in a week..."
12:48 PM May 25th
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@: (Siri voice) I've found an attack ship off the shoulder of Orion that matches your request...
8:13 AM May 25th
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in reply to pattonoswalt
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@: Definitely a mixed bag.
8:06 AM May 25th
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in reply to TeedleJay
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Was just presented with a hypothetical where the option was either children or assholes...still not sure which way I'm leaning.
3:37 PM May 24th
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"Who did what with a lamp?" --me, after missing last night's most interesting news report.
8:22 AM May 24th
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1. Caring too much. 2. Mail fraud
10:13 PM May 22nd
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this is magical: Chris Ware, Dan Clowes, Charles Burns & Seth all on stage at once, with R. Crumb heckling from the audience.
12:52 PM May 19th
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Really, I'm just watching for that moment when one contestant b!tch-slaps the next one for bidding $1 higher...
8:49 AM May 18th
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I'm all for self-entertainment, but if you're usually the person laughing loudest at your jokes, that should tell you something.
8:09 AM May 18th
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When I see a dog in a lady's purse, I wonder how recently she's emptied the Poop Trap...wait, your purse DOESN'T have a Poop Trap?
12:21 PM May 17th
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It is...and ElfGate porch would be a good setting...?? // RT @: "@ A front porch open mic is not a bad idea."
10:22 AM May 17th
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@: Btw, concerning Open Mics--you're welcome to a guest set on the ElfGate patio. The crowd is hard, but fair (& mostly squirrels).
9:44 AM May 17th
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in reply to TeedleJay
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@ "Blue-jean scabies, LA lady..." wow, Tiny Dancer just got a LOT more fitting.
9:40 AM May 17th
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in reply to JamesGates01
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TODAY FOR FUN: Any song you hear/sing today, replace "Baby" with "Scabies" (self-amusement's easy when you're an idiot).
9:38 AM May 17th
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@: I feel like you're right...admittedly, I've been very bored with SM lately. But it's nice to be missed/enjoyed!
8:01 AM May 17th
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in reply to TeedleJay
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Just saw clip of Republican Representative Reid Ribble (of Risconsin), whose name I'll now be saying to myself all day.
7:55 AM May 17th
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Let's go ahead & name you 'Rock Star', because that tattoo looks like it came off the side of an energy drink can.
7:16 AM May 17th
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That's my new favorite hashtag! // RT @: "Another company rep came in with a crappy flyer! !"
12:53 PM May 10th
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- Name James Gates
- Location Wichita, KS
- Web http://www.jamesg...
- Bio Wichita-based Character/Fixture/Gargoyle...I also do the Funny as the mood hits me.
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