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JamesGannon17

  1. On my way to Eddie Vegas' Memorial Day cookout. My 5th one in a row.
  2. The last names of the families from Full House and ALF were Tanner. Any relation?
  3. Going to study multiple generations of comic books to research how to build narratives within panels.
  4. I'm tall, dark, and handsome. Well, two out of three ain't bad.
  5. Pac-Man had the most painful death ever. Imagine having your jaws pulled down and backwards until they touch each other in reverse.
  6. Is it just me or are butterflies just drunk all the time?
  7. My betta fish's reaction to being fed is to swim face first into the gravel at maximum velocity.
  8. Considered taking on an inmate as a pen pal. Then I decided she probably has it bad enough.
  9. 25,000 people expected at the X Factor auditions in Providence. Yes, the unemployment in Rhode Island is at 11%.
  10. Why do they call them the "funny pages" when they lack anything even remotely humorous? But in all fairness, I didn't do much better.
  11. People "like" the most inane shit.
  12. I'm fairly certain that if a sink hole opened up behind our house, my parents would have accused me of digging up the yard.
  13. When Alex Trebek retires from Jeopardy, bring in the host of the Academic Decathlon from Billy Madison to replace him.
  14. All right, my first Free Comic Book Day!
  15. I wish I had a pen pal. But then again, I have a difficult enough time getting people to reply to digital mail.
  16. Rice Krispies now prints the recipe for Rice Krispies Treats on the inside of the box instead of the side panel. WHY SO SECRETIVE?
  17. I took you off my wall.
  18. I guess there's a flaw in my self-depreciating humor. Not enough depreciation.