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  1. @mrsjtonline 1-1 at Staines!!! crikey....
  2. @jacksri (& @martinjgale) Have you thought of truncating rather than rephrasing, would anyone notice?!
  3. @jacksri Don't spend too long rephrasing.. it'll make bugger all difference, and the pub is waiting.
  4. Hoping "The Netmums Guide to Stress-free Family Life " has a chapter entitled "How to let your husband go to the pub" :-)
  5. Thinking OFSTED inspections are subjective, pre-determined and self-fulfilling; Fearing the worst for Jo's school.
  6. @mrsjtonline Presumably that's to keep out the Mongol hordes of Botley :o)
  7. #brentfordfc losing 1-0 and down to 10 men, against the bottom team.. arse
  8. @mrsjtonline Yeah, 4 nights in a Yurt in Dorset... like camping, but with beds :-)
  9. Yay, we're going #glamping in the Spring.. how terribly bourgeois
  10. interesting day. Read up on Jazz, sMash & Groovy. Largely to no avail!
  11. Today's infant psychology experiment finished. Niamh prefers Buckley's Hallelujah to Cohen's....
  12. very nearly pub o'clock.. off the Barleycorn with @jacksri
  13. What is it about Gary Barlow that makes me shout Fuck Off at the telly every ten seconds when his stupid smug face appears?
  14. Fatherhood's like being the ump in the boat race, pointlessly screaming ".. oxford! Oxford!!... Cambridge!! Oxford!! CAMBRIDGE!!!" to no end
  15. @mrsjtonline bad luck :-( As a wise man nearly said: To lose one house may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness
  16. Very proud of Iz for lasting all day at nursery with no accidents.. and coming home in the same trousers as this morning! Progress :o)
  17. @jtonline Ooh, where?
  18. @mrsjtonline Think you can also add "rattled the bar" 1-1; shit goalkeepers 1-1... At Bford station afterwards the Met police mercifully won
  19. Off to #brentfordfc tomorrow. Things are bad when you're hoping the inclement weather will disrupt Millwall's superior, fluent game. Ho hum.
  20. Half a pint of Grolsch into my Dell keyboard. Sticky keys, indeed. Oops.