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Jam_sponge

Last Friday's Double Take is about a game that probably shouldn't exist. youtube.com/#/watch?v=eDXn… 1 minute ago via Twitter for Android
misterbrilliant Two frend buy whuuch one is beeinginhn sedated?? twitter.com/misterbrillian… about 1 hour ago via Camera on iOS Retweeted by Jam_sponge and 1 other
I'd appreciate if you could forget all that stuff I said about dentistry earlier. I'm not actually even in the country at the moment. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Given up now. Took @misterbrilliant's ID out of his wallet before I tipped him into the Thames. No way they'll identify him by his teeth. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I think I used the wrong sort of hammer, there seems to be quite a lot of blood. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@mynameispt @misterbrilliant hah! Amazing! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to mynameispt
Got up really early to do some freelance dentistry. @misterbrilliant wants me to pull his teeth out for a tenner. Quids in. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Episode 29 of the podcast went online over the weekend. Tomorrow morning will be rubbish - BE PREPARED. bit.ly/nlWuh1 about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
@ultrabrilliant Soon, I think. Supposed to be monthly. about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ultrabrilliant
CaptainToss @Jam_sponge Wish clothing retailers would state their clothes’ sexiness threshold on the label. It’s a real problem for some of us. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Cheshire East, Cheshire East in reply to Jam_sponge Retweeted by Jam_sponge
I'm too sexy for my shirt, so I'll probably just take it back and get a refund. Or some nice socks instead, maybe. about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck
@joeyrabbitt Aye. :( about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to joeyrabbitt
@kezamacdonald Wow. Good luck. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to kezamacdonald
Hello can I stop doing work now I'd like to sit in the garden and do gin. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
@guycocker Amazing work. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to guycocker
Freelance time! Quiet, sunshine. QUIET. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck
@richmcc WHAT IS HAPPENED TO YOU? about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to richmcc
This week's podcast is alright too. I decide if aliens are real, and Steve gets his face stuck in a door. bit.ly/nlWuh1 3:24 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
Good morning chaps. I'd recommend sitting in the garden and listening to Metronomy. open.spotify.com/track/46zIPIQF… 3:22 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
2plus2isjoe @Jam_sponge Who dyou think you are, Joss Stone? 2:51 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to Jam_sponge Retweeted by Jam_sponge

Name Matt Lees
Location London
Web http://www.mattle...
Bio Enthusiastic human pipecleaner. Enjoys videogames, pudding, and wild gesticulation. Staff writer for @OXMUK