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Jakey

  1. being alone I can deal with. unless its 2:30 in the morning.
  2. Jim Beam is my best friend.
  3. michigan is boring and dumb. i generally despise coming back here.
  4. Don't trust Jesus, cover your penis!
  5. Here.
  6. One Week. Hilarious.
  7. smoking isn't funny, but stopping is fucking hilarious.
  8. This is day three without smoking.
  9. Fuck Spiderman.
  10. Presenting a thing about some guy
  11. What the hell. Fuck it.
  12. @ChanceSuratt shitfaced cockmaster
  13. I can never seem to fall asleep when I want to.
  14. @alexisfaced Do the dishes.
  15. @alexisfaced I did the dishes, now its your turn.
  16. @alexisfaced Fuck you.
  17. Hasn't done this shit in years.
  18. playing a little WoW and waiting for food to magically appear.
  19. is debating going to the BBQ. Matt will be there, but so will the retards
  20. in my underwear, putting on pants