Jakeherringbone
Considering 'can you bench press it' as an upper-bound criteria for selecting dog breed
| Jakeherringbone people who send me warm regards may as well send me cold meatloaf |
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| Jakeherringbone thanks, @tplants, with my hedgehog in orbit, I can continue with my day |
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| Jakeherringbone Pass the goddamned butter, pass the goddamned butter... |
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| Jakeherringbone What is the thought process for ballet guys when they select a codpiece? Go with impressive but believable? Or see-it-from-the-back-row big? |
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| Jakeherringbone New interview technique: make field goal posts; see if candidate folds resume into paper football |
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| Jakeherringbone The octave leap in the third line of 'Happy Birthday' really exposes the partygoers who are trying to sing |
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| Jakeherringbone video flythrough of our bungalow on Nevis (warning: causes drooling) http://tinyurl.com/5enka4 |
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| Jakeherringbone 'The time will come for a Steve Zissou red cap and speedo: the Alex Eagle story' |
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| Jakeherringbone Overheard: moonshine - I would drink that shit the night I want to get murdered ... ??? |
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| Jakeherringbone If I was in a gameshow where they ask "final answer?", the whole episode would be unusable |
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| Jakeherringbone sitting in front of a computer for the first time since May 30, it's delightful! Now... what do I do again? Click on something? |
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| Jakeherringbone 59 out of 60 mosquitos agree: I am delicious |
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| Jakeherringbone figured out the bus on Nevis, which are mostly pimped vans blaring the Marley |
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| Jakeherringbone we are going cold turkey tomorrow - goodbye caffeine |
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| Jakeherringbone sitting at the beach bar having a ting and cane sugar rum |
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| Jakeherringbone Climbed the rainforest volcano, chewed the sugarcane, and saw a monkey |
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| Jakeherringbone Customs form pops the big question: single/married? |
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| Jakeherringbone red how to type açcents on my iPhoné |
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| Jakeherringbone Excited to be headed to tropical honeymoon, and also that I discove |
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