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Crossing the desert. The Mojave == a really beautiful planetarium - nice comfy chairsabout 3 hours agofrom Tweetie
attn:ladies re:why do men like to buy tools so much?
That's just our way of nesting.4:19 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
Finally running my first MapReduce in production! I wonder what it's doing... ?4:10 PM Jul 2ndfrom Tweetie
Finally running my first MapReduce in production. I wonder what it's doing??3:43 PM Jul 2ndfrom Tweetie
Have been informed of the location of a $13k espresso machine on campus. Time to take my coffee making skills to the next level.5:39 PM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie
We need to get someone in academia to run a study comparing Qwerty and Dvorak, and do it right. The world deserves a decent unbiased answer.1:01 PM Jun 29thfrom Tweetie
The DC metro system is pretty messed up when you can discern there's a pattern of Red line trains that crash by subduction. #plate_tectonics6:12 PM Jun 22ndfrom Tweetie
That's the first time I was moved to leave a bar because the bitrate of the music was way too low.11:52 PM Jun 20thfrom Tweetie
Anthropologists may admit: distinction between 'body wash' and 'shampoo' originated shortly after Homo floresiensis evolved to Homo sapiens.6:04 PM Jun 19thfrom Tweetie
That hunters love killing; that many drinks are chemicals and corn syrup; that we are always fighting; that plastics fill oceans; I am hurt.11:04 PM Jun 18thfrom Tweetie
Sophie was intended to become our enthusiastic wet-nosed alarm clock. Fittingly enough, we have trained her to have a snooze button.8:04 PM Jun 18thfrom Tweetie
Favorite #Radiolab takeaway ever: people who think they don't enjoy pooping are self-decieved, and also tend to be more successful in life.10:52 AM Jun 16thfrom Tweetie