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JakeWaaard

  1. Sleeping with my bollocks out tonight. #Freeballin #YourWelcomeForTheImage
  2. Why all the Eastern European hate on Twitter suddenly?
  3. @RossFPL Over in a min ;)
  4. Warm Sam Miguel. #blergh
  5. Freud is a weird fucker.
  6. @RossFPL I'll come and we'll get it on Ross
  7. Oh wow, you actually have One Direction in your middle name on facebook. #Thundercunt
  8. It's too fucking hot
  9. Confound this early time.
  10. @CallumCharles1 It's dickhead slang for "Admiring"
  11. @alexszczurek Why this is the first I have heard of this I am unsure
  12. Wait what!? We're back at college tomorrow??!?!?!?!
  13. @alexszczurek Being in a supernova is too hot.
  14. Going to whack on some Scrubs for a bit
  15. youtube.com/watch?v=CdBt3n… #BlocParty
  16. Square cheese is best cheese twitter.com/JakeWaaard/sta…
  17. Some random person just called me on FaceTime.....
  18. @RossFPL at least you'll look classy as hell whilst you melt.
  19. Already accepted that I'm going to fail Tuesday's exam massively. fuck psychology, wank subject, why did I take it?