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JakeWaaard

  1. Sleeping with my bollocks out tonight. #Freeballin #YourWelcomeForTheImage about 3 hours ago via web
  2. Why all the Eastern European hate on Twitter suddenly? about 5 hours ago via web
  3. @RossFPL Over in a min ;) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to RossFPL
  4. Warm Sam Miguel. #blergh about 8 hours ago via web
  5. Freud is a weird fucker. about 8 hours ago via web
  6. @RossFPL I'll come and we'll get it on Ross about 8 hours ago via web in reply to RossFPL
  7. Oh wow, you actually have One Direction in your middle name on facebook. #Thundercunt about 9 hours ago via web
  8. It's too fucking hot about 10 hours ago via web
  9. Confound this early time. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @CallumCharles1 It's dickhead slang for "Admiring" 3:47 PM May 27th via web in reply to CallumCharles1
  11. @alexszczurek Why this is the first I have heard of this I am unsure 3:34 PM May 27th via web in reply to alexszczurek
  12. Wait what!? We're back at college tomorrow??!?!?!?! 3:28 PM May 27th via web
  13. @alexszczurek Being in a supernova is too hot. 9:40 AM May 27th via web in reply to alexszczurek
  14. Going to whack on some Scrubs for a bit 9:32 AM May 27th via web
  15. youtube.com/watch?v=CdBt3n… #BlocParty 8:54 AM May 27th via web
  16. Square cheese is best cheese twitter.com/JakeWaaard/sta… 6:46 AM May 27th via Photos on iOS
  17. Some random person just called me on FaceTime..... 5:16 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @RossFPL at least you'll look classy as hell whilst you melt. 5:00 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RossFPL
  19. Already accepted that I'm going to fail Tuesday's exam massively. fuck psychology, wank subject, why did I take it? 4:59 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone