jakerios
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Hey, I just fucked you, And this is crazy, But there's the kitchen, Sandwich maybe?
10:10 AM May 5th
via Mobile Web
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I have a dig bick,
You that read wrong,
That awkward when you read that wrong too,
And said "moment" after awkward.
9:06 AM May 4th
via Mobile Web
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cookies, alcohol, sex, amusing words, correct grammar, dark humour, great cuddles, cheesecake or fudge.
4:31 AM May 1st
via web
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What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator.
8:58 AM Feb 28th
via web
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I wish i was in 2d period math 😃
5:22 AM Feb 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Retweet this to fuck with peoples timeline
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6:00 PM Feb 26th
via HootSuite
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Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..
He knew.
10:40 AM Feb 22nd
via HootSuite
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.
8:52 AM Feb 21st
via Mobile Web
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"People born between 1993-1999 have lived in two decades, two centuries, & two millenniums, & we're not even 18 yet" Well aren't we cool.
8:40 AM Feb 17th
via Twuffer
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Half days >>>
10:07 AM Feb 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ no kidding. Haha
5:58 AM Feb 16th
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in reply to Khloe_andlaMAUR
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"Thats what"
- She
6:15 PM Feb 14th
via HootSuite
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@ @ ikr?? Its so weird. Anyways il check out the song. Thnx for the link
12:13 PM Feb 14th
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in reply to TheHamiItonShow
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@ @ i havent heard tht one yet. Ill check it out tho!
5:04 AM Feb 14th
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in reply to TheHamiItonShow
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@ @ YES!!
7:02 PM Feb 13th
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in reply to pumpkinloveraz
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So I met the prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20, Guess who got their pool cleaned.
3:49 PM Feb 13th
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@ #5?? really?? whtevvs
3:03 PM Feb 13th
via web
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@ @ theres a ton. but my top three would prly have to be luna, whir, and mayonaise
2:08 PM Feb 13th
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in reply to JohnGlaboff
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@ @ same here
2:06 PM Feb 13th
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in reply to FattyFattyBomb
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Best slow songs for valentines day? anything slow by @. RT if u agree
11:55 AM Feb 13th
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