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JakeEmory

instagr.am/p/HrxPx7w9bc/ 12:49 PM Mar 2nd via Instagram
tinyurl.com/firethisracist… office number is included in the article. Get this racist trash out of office. 7:31 AM Mar 2nd via web
@daveweigel @tommyxtopher @AndrewBreitbart Yea and Ted Kennedy is telling him "Now say it to my face, bitch" 7:17 AM Mar 1st via web in reply to daveweigel
dropoutoflife #breitbart took to twitter hours after ted kennedys death. in his honor ill do the same. goodbye you #villain #prick #duplicitousbastard 7:04 AM Mar 1st via web Retweeted by JakeEmory
I hope Breitbarts death isn't a hoax (wouldn't be surprised though). Retweet me now deadguy. 7:04 AM Mar 1st via web
@baltimoresun @BaltSunLetters DRIVE LESS. And stop publishing letters submitted by the most uninformed segment of your readership. 8:36 AM Feb 29th via web in reply to baltimoresun
did this too instagr.am/p/HiCHa0w9aG/ 6:01 PM Feb 27th via Instagram
did this instagr.am/p/HiCQXlw9aK/ 6:01 PM Feb 27th via Instagram
do it: crimes666.bandcamp.com 6:43 AM Feb 24th via web
@cleavingmind if a spider lunged at me with a broom i'd smash it's guts out too man. Shits crazy. 5:16 PM Feb 23rd via web in reply to cleavingmind
@scar1337 dang i wish, but i'm buried in work and definitely not buried in $. 1 more month till i don't have to "come up" anymore. 11:09 AM Feb 22nd via web in reply to scar1337
I'm a honky tonk man, and i can't seem to stop. 10:53 AM Feb 22nd via web
MilDollarDeals Babies were the original STD. 1:58 PM Feb 13th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by JakeEmory and 454 others
what if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig 8:04 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@JessPlumPear holla holla holla holla holla let me holla atcha. Just kidding. 2:03 PM Feb 17th via web in reply to JessPlumPear
Just went on a once in a lifetime vacation, and i'll tell you what: Never again. 2:59 AM Feb 9th via web
TwatterLord Killer band of the day: Old Lines. Well played and recorded thrash/hc! oldlines.bandcamp.com 1:50 PM Jan 30th via web Retweeted by JakeEmory and 2 others
@scar1337 guess after 2 1/2 years it's time i change my tumblr password 12:16 PM Jan 31st via web
Photo: new band. check it out, and tell others what you’ve heard. (image links to demo) tmblr.co/ZfipUyFExire 10:17 AM Jan 23rd via Tumblr
instagram cherry popped instagr.am/p/YcJHr/ 5:26 PM Dec 10th, 2011 via Instagram