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JaimeSkinner

  1. Apparently I look 15, but have the body of a grown ass woman. I'm not sure how I should take that. #nothinggoodhappensafter12 #fb 9:47 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Finally done with Jury Duty!!!!! Hopefully 4 years from now they will skip over me. Probably not, but 1 can hope. #fb 9:07 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I saw the hottest Cop ever!!! I never got the Badge Bunny thing before, but I sure did want to hop my ass over to him and get frisked. #fb 2:04 PM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. It's not my fault. The lawyers kept talking in these soothing radio/lullaby voices. They put all of the jury in a trance. #JuryDuty #fb 10:11 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I was soooo bored. Kept yawning in court. The judge kept looking at me, I totes gonna get in trouble. #JuryDuty #fb 10:08 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. It's funny, outside people speak clear English, once we enter the building no dice. Must be the metal detectors radiation. #JuryDuty #fb 12:13 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I'm all 4 equal opportunity employment, but no Court Officer should be under 5'4"/morbidly obese/unable to bend their knees #JuryDuty #fb 11:48 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Walking out of the selection for a civil injury case a woman scratched her leg & was bleeding kinda badly. Irony thy name is #JuryDuty #fb 9:45 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. The real reason why Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace. #JuryDuty #fb 7:18 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Dress code? Please they're lucky I didn't show up in my PJ's with a blankey. #JuryDuty #fb 7:15 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Jury Duty again!!! Why do they call me in every 3 years on the dot?!?!?! #fb 6:15 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. “@BetsyHoffman: Killed it ;)” WORD!!!! 8:09 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Hey Chicago Y.O.L.O., @bffcomedy is about to go H.A.M.!!! If u don't know u better ask somebody!!!! #CIF2012 #fb 2:04 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Yes sir you do need to move ur straw hat so I can put my luggage in the over head compartment that's adjacent to my seat, not urs. #fb . 10:51 AM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. This chick must be confused. She is straight mumbling like she is making announcements for the subway & not a United Airways flight. #fb 10:39 AM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. The weather was so gross and annoying today, but every time I put my hood up I thought of Trayvon and how blessed I am to be alive. #fb 5:12 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Don't you hate it when you go weeks without anything much going on, then all of a sudden you have a ton of ish to do in 48hrs. #fb 3:41 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Nicki Minaj really shouldn't have talked so much ish about Lil Kim, cuz Azealia Banks, Iggy Azalea, & Lola Monroe are coming for her. #fb 2:37 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Power 105.1 was killing it with the 90's joints about a 1/2 hour ago. I was jammin' like I was in the club, not my car. #fb 7:05 AM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. The Threading Lady just told me my eyebrows r very difficult. As seriously as if she was a teacher telling me about my unruly child. #fb 9:44 AM Mar 16th via Twitter for iPhone