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  1. OH SNAP! HARRY POTTER IS AN ATHEIST! http://tinyurl.com/p2wmhs
  2. Now this is just stupid. Sarah Palin as the first Post-Modern Politician. How bout first retarded politician. http://tinyurl.com/o5q5fj
  3. Yeah, I'll be surprised if I manage to do anything this weekend besides stick it to the British. #thebritishempire
  4. @dreamrock Yeah, if only I was actually going to be at home I would have taken to reading Dickens outside her shop.
  5. HAPPY SUCK IT BRITS DAY! #thebritishempire
  6. @Jes17 Indeed.
  7. @jonathancoulton Yes, yes it would. But, Jon Stewart already has it too easy. For once he needs to actually work on the job.
  8. Thanks Steam, I really appreciate you fucking absolutely everything up. Thanks a lot.
  9. Vegan? Catholic? Don't want to compromise your principles. Let the Vicar of Christ know that you demand our new PESTO OF CHRIST
  10. Well I'm glad I wasted three hours trying to fix something that should have never been broken in the first fucking place.
  11. @dreamrock Nice. Bing, why not add unnecessary graphics to your search engine?
  12. Dear News Media, please shut the fuck up about Twitter. It really isn't that amazing and you have other shit to do.
  13. Seriously Rush, we're supposed to believe that Obama killed Mr. Jackson? Couldn't we blame the British? #thebritishempire
  14. @Jes17 Oh no, it's on now. An angry blog. I am actually working on a non-angry blog about one of the things I mentioned.
  15. @Jes17 Probably because they think that because they ate him Jesus is part of them.
  16. NORM COLMAN CONCEDED! WE CAN NOW ENJOY COMEDY ON C-SPAN. AL FRANKEN, DO NOT DISAPPOINT US!
  17. Ray Comfort is wrong. The banana is not perfectly designed for shoving up your ass unless you already have a loose sphincter. #raycomfort
  18. Would the Representative who represents rich white assholes in the name of Jesus please shut the fuck up. #Cynthiadavis
  19. Seriously, Witch Burning? This is horrid and tragic and yet I must make the jokes.
  20. Well this day is just turning out fucking perfect. I can't even find the shit I'm looking for anymore.