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  1. @KiraConure No worries. I'm a huge fan of Michael Jackson. Especially Smooth Criminal. Something about it just makes me want to sing. 10:45 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie in reply to KiraConure
  2. Jafar left himself logged in; this is @jwisser. I miss him plenty already, and want another bird. Suggestions from the peanut (hah) gallery? 9:21 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  3. Going HOOOOOOOME with Dad! 8:43 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  4. I know you're up to something. Stop packing up my stuff! http://twitpic.com/lvmlz 8:14 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  5. @nancywisser Hopefully I'll still be tweeting—it depends if Dad lets me near his keyboard. Since I removed most of the keys, he might not. 11:24 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie in reply to nancywisser
  6. Going home tomorrow! I will be a little bit sad to leave @jwisser but mostly I will just miss the HEAT VENT DIRECTLY BELOW MY CAGE. 10:46 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  7. @KiraConure I TOO LONG FOR THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF APPLE ELECTRONICS YET AM CONSTANTLY THWARTED 8:20 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie in reply to KiraConure
  8. Daaaaaad, please get in touch with @jwisser so I can go home at fall break! 6:12 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  9. I MAY BE EATING AT THE BIG BIRD TABLE BUT MY TABLE MANNERS HAVE NOT IMPROVED. http://twitpic.com/lkalw 6:35 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  10. @nancywisser Why are you a lavamonster? 11:28 AM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  11. @RudyTheParrot My way of celebrating this evening: http://twitpic.com/kx182 7:50 PM Oct 9th from Tweetie in reply to RudyTheParrot
  12. This shelf is made of wood. I have a beak. Shelf. Beak. Shelf, beak. Shelfbeak. FROM DUST YOU CAME AND UNTO DUST YOU SHALL RETURN, SHELF. 6:03 PM Oct 8th from Tweetie
  13. WHAAAAAAAT. I WANT TO DO THIS: http://twitpic.com/kpua3 8:00 AM Oct 8th from Tweetie
  14. MY EARHOLES ARE BURNING. @jwisser must be talking about me. PERHAPS I WILL GET NEW TOYS SOON. 6:53 AM Oct 8th from Tweetie
  15. @common_squirrel YOU ARE A COMMON ANIMAL UNFOLLOWED GOOD DAY SIR 8:17 AM Oct 7th from Tweetie in reply to common_squirrel
  16. I HAVE FOUND FOOD PARADISE. IT IS IN A BAG UNDER MY CAGE. Wait, what is @jwisser BRING IT BACK I SAY. 4:52 PM Oct 6th from Birdfeed
  17. Got down and explored the floor today. It's less terrifying than I thought! 11:57 AM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  18. @common_squirrel DUDE CHILL YOU'RE GIVING ME A BIRDGRAINE. 1:55 PM Oct 5th from Tweetie in reply to common_squirrel
  19. I HAVE DISCOVERED THE WORLD OF BAGELS. STOP THE PRESSES. 6:01 PM Oct 4th from Tweetie
  20. WOO @jwisser left me out of my cage today time to party BRING ME MY FOOD PELLETS AND SOME WATER YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH 11:41 AM Oct 1st from Tweetie